It's going to be tough when away fans at Craven Cottage start singing "Saka and Emile Smith Rowe" but they're playing against one another.

Rodri gets some much needed rest 🙏🏾🫡🥺.

Never any doubt for Dark Arts FC

Dortmund needs to bring it home for Marco Reus' sake. Plus I love seeing fans of that white team suffer.

Those who called Arteta a "discount store pep" have been served a full plate of Moyesball.

To be fair, Cole Palmer would have made it 5-1

I'd have to go through two seasons out of top 4 to become arteta out.

Palace versus City would be so useful rn

Potentially unpopular opinion here but - This is not 2012. Being an academy player for a club recognised widely as the brightest project in all of Europe, a team in need of a striker, and with a fair track record of nurturing young players about to break into the first team and then leaving for Man United of all clubs, a Man United currently in shambles and being led by a manager with an iffy history in the PL is just something I cannot reason with. The boy's foolish. If he's doing it for the money, fair play I guess.

If Michael fucking Oliver gets to referee the Home game against Abu Dhabi fc, I won't be surprised.

Shit fans saying "London is white" not realising it goes in front of white supremacist rallies.

I'm hearing away fans 🥹🥹🥹

I'd like to write a piece on this sort of rhetoric.

I'm also surprised why places like r slash soccercirclejerk haven't started making fun of these. Maybe they're too busy whining about the club that defeated their favourite club?

Anyway, it's funny how culture war propaganda has intersected with football discourse.

De Zerbi what do you have for me༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Highly likely the £81m fee for Alvarez is like the £51m fee for Haaland. A lie. And that too, in favour of City (surprised pikachu face).

Not looking so bright now. One guy says December return likely.

"Lisandro Martínez is desperate to play, he wanted to play vs Arsenal but it’s too early"

awww babe wanted to kick Saka on his heels once more this year 😭😭😭

Ramsdale held us back - Arteta acted ruthless - he got replaced. How about the attackers then? Can't see a lot of ruthlessness there.

I'm gonna need a wallpaper of that Myles celebration 🥶😭🥶😭🥶😭🥶😭🥶😭🥶😭🥶😭😭🥶

If all these players are better than Bukayo, why doesn't he ever get a break from England duty?