I wish I had a decent explanation. But instead, I have Windows 11’s shiny new Taskbar configuration menu that politely warns me that showing seconds on the clock takes more power. Right under the “Show Copilot” button.

These fucks are fucked.

He’s been a week away from shutting down for… a dozen years?

Economists: “WONTFIX: Working as designed.”

That is (was) DMOZ: the Mozilla Directory of websites, now curlie.org, after AOL shut it down in 2017.

They have a Patreon if you want to help them maintain it.

The death of this guy has to do with some of it, he worked on some pretty cool stuff and was an all-around pretty awesome dude working for the betterment of the world.

Hey, if you don’t need your worldly possessions anymore, just lmk, I take venmo.

Fuck Ron Johnson.

Yes, I know it's the wrong Johnson but, still, it needs to be said.

Elon convinced everybody The Boring Company’s weird underground car holes a mile long was the only option. And then he quit once he chased off competition from the public option.

Tax the rich.

He also appears to have sold nuclear secrets to the Russians, which also sounds sort of important or something.

Close! It’s actually that bit on Boston Dynamics latest android that starts each morning with a nice slow drag on a cigarette.

I always rate my movies by volume of Tom Bombadil.

The hero we didn’t deserve.

Wait till you hear about Job.

Yes. They deserve nothing. LIE.

That's not very reassuring, we're still only one computer bug away from that situation.

Presumably she wasn't identified as a violent criminal because the facial recognition system didn't associate her duplicate with that particular crime. The system would be capable of associating any set of crimes with a face. It's not like you get a whole new face for each different possible crime. So, we're still one computer bug away from seeing that outcome.

What about “committed treason by selling nuclear secrets to America’s enemies” - you’ll never guess which picture that one falls under!

How would he know? Trump doesn’t talk to him.

This is significant because this is the first time in the history of copyright bots that they've ever had to remove a work from the bot's registry. Given how rarely it happens, the code to do that probably won't even be worth the cost of writing for another decade or two: some guy at YouTube will just add a manual exception for that video. (And that's assuming the best of intention and action from the copy-vio-bot sellers which is unlikely, given their existing behavior.)

Imagine hating an ordained minister for not hating enough. Ridiculous.