Terrorists will have no problem writing their own encryption program, and more ordinary citizens will install malicious apps from unofficial app stores.

Is this the onion? Or not the onion? Or not not the onion?

On r/nottheonion this would be removed as "not oniony".

Republicans: "We're attacked with illegal votes!"

De Santis wife: "Non-residents, vote for us."

Took me, a non-US citizen, a while to get the joke.

Fucking pay them better instead

Right after Abbott said Texas would shoot migrants.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/01/greg-abbott-texas-shoot-migrants-border-biden-murder/

He said he doesn't because Biden would charge them for murder. Charge them now.

Hi Officer, I was watching cartoon and there's those blue hairs on that yellow skin.

When you have to go to court to get abortion

Kiyosaki has continued to espouse those financial views (and has explored extreme political perspectives, including adopting right-wing-media talking points in his call for the impeachment of President Joe Biden).

Not all morons support the baseless impeachment, but rich people who support the baseless impeachment are all morons.

The scheme, where staff have their working hours cut by 20% while keeping their existing salary, has been adopted by some businesses which argue it improves work-life balance without damaging productivity.

Yes.

It's stupid. Imagine the presidential immunity were a thing: POTUS could hold a press conference, rape a reporter in front of cameras, kill her husband at the same time, and nobody would be allowed to stop it.

Although I understand the importance of feminism, I never had the impression that feminists are good at PR. Somehow, most articles written by feministsI've read love to stereotype and bash men.

right to e2ee should go into constitutions

as a condition of their plea deals in the Georgia election interference case are just one sentence long.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a standard practice.

It's just a legal tool. Even prosecutors are not interested in the depth of apology. Why would a defendant write a long text with 1000s of words, of which one tiny word choice can lead to a huge problem.

Imagine you, your friends and your family get killed and washed away from your land, and 2/3 of US people don't believe it's genocide.

It's always the 30% uneducated racists, and 30% votes are enough to destroy democracy.

ISIS could come in and want to display one

I don't think ISIS supports LGBTQ+...

What are we supposed to do with these conservatives? They can't be debated with, they don't have the concept of logic.

As a non-US citizen I'd like to reiterate that you can get rid of this idiocy only by banning guns.

Not interested in American opinion regrading this one, sorry, it's a super simple fact with no discussion worth wasting time for us.

The concept of autonomous cars might be game over.

As always, advocates forgot about corporate greed. Do you trust your manufacturer to not lie to you? So much you risk killing yourself, your family and people on the road?

Sorry, but this is on the level where I'll never trust EU... I rather liked this organization but this makes no sense.

Like, which children to protect are going to be manufactured this time?

As a person fed up with office culture, I'm wondering if it's now my time to destroy my government.