I'm not going to claim I know what's happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it's even funnier

Even in their ads for ads they have to get their content from their user base

Lemmy is a classless, stateless, and karmaless society

3 sites if you include Twitter . Twitter and Reddit seem to be in a mismanagement competition right now. Not sure who's winning

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

It's a twofer. You're also pressing F to say fuck you u/spez

Cat: did you know that only 50% of people can fold their tongue like this?

Me: I didn't know you could talk.

Remember when Gary Johnson argued that climate change wasn't a big deal because the sun would become a red giant in a few billion years anyway?

My biggest pet peeves about reddit are probably

1. Know-it-alls who treat everyone like they're stupid. Sometimes it feels like everyone is clamouring to look like the smartest person in the room. Can we just talk to each other like friends instead of turning everything into a competition?

2. People not understanding sarcasm. It might come with the territory of semi-anonymity, but there's probably some overlap with assuming everyone is dumber than you too. There's a reason why /s became popular on Reddit specifically.

3. General toxicity. It's actually gotten better in recent years. It got pretty weird in those peak anti-woke years though

I don't care what age users are. Just treat others with respect and I'll be cool.

2023: the year the internet died

wefwef just added dark mode

Let's goooooo!

It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

I'm going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You'll learn your lesson real quick.

Mirab, with sails unfurled

But just think of all the value this creates for its potential shareholders

It would be funny to buy an ad that said that if it didn't involve giving him money

Customizing your system to the point that no one else can use it?

My first post. RIP RIF.

I looked up the article and it says they're limiting users with an adblocker to 3 videos pet day. They're testing it out on select users for now. Enshitification is killing all the sites I actually use(d) all at once

How does this agenda look?

7:00 Wake up

8:00 Be bisexual

9:00 Eat hot chip

10:00 Lie