Don't worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it's just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.

Kid on the shirt is the dude on the right.

Oh fuck you.. take your upvote and know that you have hurt my soul and I love you for it.

Luca Boccassi sounds like he got pantsed a few too many times in high school.

Guy: Dude, that skinny fish just bit me!!

Friend: It didn't even touch you, pussy.

Guy: I swear to God it got me.

Friend: Got you with what, its scary fish magic?

Linkin Park and Papa Roach probably.

We should start calling these the "new oculus" or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.

PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!!

I wish I could grep my car keys sometimes.

Sorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.

We got JJ's a couple weeks ago. 3 sandwiches and 3 cookies was over $50. That was not worth anywhere near that much.

I got a Big Mac last week that looked like a kids meal version.

Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen?

Oh.

A spoon of hot horseradish or wasabi work too.

Yup me too. Meta has seen me take a piss more than my wife.

I remember those! I think the comeback version is the Tile or AirTag but I'm too old to hear them beep.

For bank shots.

You have to pay for it? Bro. I'll leave the Internet forever before I'll pay for a search engine.

Good ol' gangbang.