And, here's the thing: If they lose this one, they will keep trying every election from now until they win or are found to be breaking the law and sentenced to heavy time or death. So, it's not just this election folks need to vote--it's every election. This hasn't been stated, but the natural direction is that they will try to get folks into any position of power where they can further disenfranchise anyone who doesn't vote their way. I know that has been happening, but Project 2025 hasn't focused on that yet (to my knowledge).

What is Socialism?*

This just in: Victim of leopard mauling says he won't give leopard second helping.

Fuck this guy. I'm not giving him credit for not being a completely horrible person when he has been a horrible person. He hasn't learned anything, made amends, etc. He just doesn't want the person who put hundreds of people on a mission for his head to have total power.

The outcome here is great, but what a sad origin story. "I didn't want to be raped by God, so I had to shape who I am to make me less appealing to him." It's like those hairy legs leggings. What a sad commentary on our society/the behavior of men.

And the rest of the world, more likely than not.

It's a huge amount of mass that was in motion. Who is disagreeing that it could take out a bridge? Also, bridges aren't usually designed to take so much force from that angle.

They're trying to shut down porn on the Internet, too. Didn't Texas already effectively ban it because you have to provide ID verification now?

Not really ugly, but less desirable than MJ.

No wonder they're insecure with you calling them idiots all the time.

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Feds paid shit. We paid for it. If they were required to have personal insurance, they might have paid for it.

So, she's like Santos, but an animal murderer?

I get decisions on farms can be tough/unpleasant with respect to other animals, but her descriptions of what happened just seem lazy.

And no super rich people.

I accept Finland's terms. Now that I'm a Finnish citizen, I would like to move to the country proper.

Ridiculous that we won't hold him accountable for this.

It is and the peephole is the gateway to false negatives. It seems like they're gone, and then they're not! They were just out of spy range!

I'm glad you said something! What a great conclusion to his comic.

My wife just read to me a tweet (or whatever) where a husband was making his wife vote by mail so he could guarantee she voted for Trump.

I feel like he should be charged for voting twice. If she doesn't get to pick who to vote for, she's not voting, he is. Send him to jail for 15 years (or for whatever they sent that woman who cast the provisional ballot because she was told she could and then she wasn't eligible to vote in the end).

My wife's rabbit (from before we were married) used to nudge me to stack his blocks. When I started, he'd trot in a circle around the living room. When I had finished, he'd go from stack to stack knocking them over. We'd do that a bunch. When was bored of that, he'd lay down near me and require me to rub him. He had things going the way he liked them. He absolutely would have been excited to have a rug and a whole area devoted to him and his stuff.

It brings the presidential average above 2!

If you are both sexual people, I should hope you are both looking forward to it when you are both ready.