To be pedantic, that's still covered under E

I'm in awe of the bravery it takes to use civil disobedience in Iran

Have they tried reducing their price or increasing the quality of their product?

No?

90% of the time Euro badgers do that

10% of the time they scream "Eulalia!" and tear you limb from limb

It's news that the administration is saying it

as long as the French get offended by the pronunciation, then it's pronounced correctly in American

"Starving?"

I bet surgeons hate you

I disagree with you. The 3rd was a response to the very real practice by the British army where they'd show up and tell the owner that they have to house soldiers in their home.

They can't re-enchant kids that were raised post-enshittification, good I say

Anon turns on his camera app and tries to capture his 'diglett'

Anyone else think it's because the RNC is low on money?

I remember hearing reports of difficulties fundraising since Trump never stopped since 2016 and the wells are running dry

They didn't invent the concept of punctureless wheels, but they certainly invented a set a wheels that are punctureless

It's not that it can be measured forever, it's just that it refuses to match up with any line on the ruler.

For a line of length pi: it's somewhere between 3 or 4, so you get a ruler and figure out it's 3.1ish, so you get a better ruler and you get 3.14ish. get the best ruler in existence and you get 3.14159265...ish

According to a friend of mine that plays, the whales were asking for this feature so they didn't have to go through the purchase process for each ship

Someone's going to sell your phone on the black market

is my favorite

1. I ain't reading all of that in that format

2. I have never heard anyone misinterpret the I Have a Dream speech, why put so much effort rebutting someone who is either malicious or an idiot?

Certain vegetables like leeks get buried as they sprout to make the "shoot" part as long as possible.

Rhubarb is grown in near complete darkness, and it screams as it grows towards a light it'll never reach

US Government: "A substance that makes people more empathetic? This could destroy the American way of life!"

Meanwhile in reality:

Global warming is a test. We're failing the test, so the warming is going to start accelerating until we learn our lesson