RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
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Probably tainted with tape worms, you know, to make the kids healthy.
Of course it comes with tape worms, that’s where the flavor comes from. Glands are blands.
Cheaper than Ozempic
Whe you ring his bell a bear head drops from the ceiling
The guy in the center is wearing the scariest mask, 10/10!