Oyster: Filters all the gross gunk from the ocean

Humans: I'm going to eat this oyster without cooking it, yes it is gross that's why there's hot sauce.

Come over to my place, the address is 192.168.1.123

Bruh I've been grinding this questline for like 6 years and no drops yet. When do I unlock the health insurance perk?

ROFLPTER

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

Terraria

Facebook: Here's a recipe for medium rare chicken breast, leave your social security number in the comments to unlock it!

I feel like it shouldn't need to be said but... You shouldn't just have shit in between your ass cheeks. Just clean your ass people it's not that hard.

I drank that glass of toilet water and I still have depression, what now?

I think my microplastics are from drinking boiling hot garden hose water.

"Wait let me get my phone, this will do numbers on tiktok"

Imo nothing will change. Large companies know they can get away with anything, this is just PR damage control.

Don't forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

What do you mean "would have", they're there right now.

I know I'm old because when somebody says Jurassic Park to me I don't think of Chris Pratt.

This is like what you get when you ask chat gpt to summarize something 😂

That's witerally cwazy. Skibidy rizz.

Pro tip: when a website doesn't work with Firefox, go download a user agent changer and switch it to chrome and watch the website work perfectly on Firefox lol

I don't really understand what this person did. The only thing I see in kittenzrulz history taking about this is a post about not capitalizing "you"? Am I missing context?