If you survive you get to look at the smaller rectangle box as a reward!

Well if you kick a dog 99 times when you walk in the door it's probably expecting to get kicked the next time

Metric fuckton

That seems like a bad thing to say. Maybe more therapy but more pills?

Hell yeah then let's start popping

I'm a fuckin idiot lol. It took me several seconds to realize what you meant. I was trying to think, "what other kind of blind is there? Of course it's your face, that's where your eyes are."

That just leads to an even worse escape room

That crew ain't right

When the ruler of all the land makes everyone stand in the rain don't be mad at the guy who wore a hat

Porn did more. Probably.

And yet it's standing in it

Fuckin cats man

That and the very obvious, extremely transparent fucking astronomical grift happening before our eyes.

Back in the day you could get bars for $3 each. I think. Don't remember really.

Hi, it's me, the next person

Especially for me. The guy with all the donuts!

The purge comes after the binge

Why y'all there tryna objectify?

Your username might have a clue in there for you

If he finished, it counts.

Then who is phone?!