I'm part of the problem. 85.4% of my comments are shit posts only I think are funny.

It goes up. Now I think people that get married before 40 are weird.

On serious note.... It's any age. You can tell when a couple is just trying to reproduce an image of "family" because they were told it's the next thing to do in life. Working in retail id often see families you could tell just went through the motions and that everyone was disconnected from one another. It's sad.

No.

It's like America wants to create terrorists.

I'm so sick of American drama. It killed my ability to give a shit about humanity.

As a kid that grew up with parents that were prudish.... It will fuck your life up. Completely. Entirely.

It's been banned world wide. Along with papyrus.

That's a feature to improve your mental health.

Same with porn. But I'm building a shake-power generator for fleshlites so it should balance out the power it pulls. Saving the earth one jack-off at a time.

Charging a hybrid car battery only takes 253.4 jerks. Pretty soon we will be expanding our charging service to parking lots across America and Canada! Most of them already have people willing to do it for you already ...they were doing it there anyway... Win/win.

Powerjerk (tm), we make perverts work for you!

Just roll up and say "Hey Jagoff, I need to get to x!" And you'll promptly be taken care of.*

*Do not give them drugs to speed up the process. We are serious about our drug-free workplace.

Edit: steal my idea and I'll find you

Stop talking about this guy.

Now you can hack trains and airplanes and order air strikes!

There's like 2 decent movies released per year. I think people can do without.

What happened? Be my Google.

Tbh they should use the actual video and play it on repeat with sound. Do that. Do that for him.

Tbh, idk even know much about the Israel Gaza thing... So I can't speak to that. But the comment about the ruling class making what we see the world as today the new normal... That hit me. We are nothing but slaves for others power and greed. And I think that's a truth that people try to escape from by consumerism and drugs.

The average citizen should be forced to watch the horrors and morbid deaths of war that they pay to manifest.

You forgot to add 5% gaussian blur.

Idk about apologists or whatever, but...

Saying someone's name frequently helps build trust. It's a thing people do in the sales/management/business field too.

Could also just be a non-manipulative thing. But who knows what's genuine.

Amv?

The titles sound like shitty discovery channel entertainment.

Homophobes are cute. Me and my homies only jerk off to homophobes. Just like those old WW2 vets that invented the gay leather scene. Except now the kink is to dress up as an Ultra-American instead of a German nazi. I got a 1776 shirt literally just to fuck with.

(One part humor, one part truth, one part bullshit. If my lame comedy makes anyone angry they aren't living the life they should be. Treat yo self.)

The power of Christ?

Wanting power sounds unholy.