They're saving it for JD

Sad but true, through the never and misery are good. Sandman is objectively good as well. So is nothing else matters.

Hey wait a fucking second, you got me agreeing with you...

You poor fucking thing. Just reading that made my guts churn

Me too. I've worked extensively on open pit mines, and I've never seen anything like that in my time there.

I'm not an expert or even an equipment operator, but I've seen them break shit. Buckets are tough. One that big is very tough.

I bet the hydrogen peroxide they added to the water certainly didn't help much either

Oh man, I would have sold my SNES to eat a paint chip that size as a kid

You got to admit if you didn't want to get shot, visiting a US school was a bad idea.

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

Man, power move pulling out the Diary. YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME, NOW GO CUT THE GRASS

This is pretty much my stance.

A whole lot of what the right gets uppity about is none of falls strictly in the 'none of their fucking business' category

A common dog whistle for the right is individual rights and freedoms... Yet they get hung up on things like trans rights which are checks notes individual rights and freedoms

This is vile, even by my standards

I hate the trend of censoring profanity. It's the internet you fuck-cakes

How can it be more clear that they actively tries or overturn the election?

The writing is no longer on the wall; it's a giant, flashing neon sign in your living room.

I like to royally fuck with chatGPT. Here's my latest, to see exactly where it draws the line lol:

https://chatgpt.com/share/671d5d80-6034-8005-86bc-a4b50c74a34b

TL;DR: your internet connection isn't as fast as you think

I'm 6'2" and she's 4’11"

We do not do that here. We do NOT give monetized awards or bring trite rituals here. SPRAY SPRAY

Me IRL