But the Internet says it’s true, this is molting not mites.

The person you responded to was referring to why his beak looked weird, not to the lack of feathers on his head. But I didn't see anything in the article you posted about beaks.

Nah, he's avant-garde.

Kevlak: Science Unit Blarkblark, your report on the Sol system?

Blarkblark: Eight planets circle a mainline yellow star.

Kevlak: So nothing interesting then?

Blarkblark: Well, there is something that confuses me.

Kevlak: Elaborate.

Blarkblark: The third planet harbors life.

Kevlak: That's hardly unusual.

Blarkblark: The dominant species on this planet...

Kevlak: Get on with it.

Blarkblark: They made their planet hotter, then decided they didn't like it hotter, so they built devices to make their planet colder.

Kevlak: Seems reasonable enough.

Blarkblark: But they never stopped what made it hotter.

Kevlak: Doesn't that act against their purposes?

Blarkblark: It gets stranger. The devices also make their planet hotter.

Shit, you're totally right.

OP: Go fuck yourself. Unless you didn't realize it was fake, I guess, in which case I guess we can commiserate.

So, I've been able to find sources confirming the fence, but the "restricted area" signs, razor wire, and guard towers are just a joke, right? And is the fence really that close to the pool itself?

AI's no joke.

Came here to say this. N64's a close second, but the re-releases of N64 games on the Gamecube helped a lot with that too.

We must do the communal chant to summon him.

Someone remind me how the chant goes again.

Seriously. Why are we still calling him a Democrat?

Just because he hasn't formalized switching parties, I guess.

If he still caucuses with Democrats, that shit has to be super awkward.

Schiff: "We'd better capitulate even more to the Republicans. It's always worked out so well for us in the pa-"

Fetterman: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!! 'I wanna steal your 3-year-old son's testosterone.'</mocking voice> That's what you sound like right now."

Everyone else: "..."

It's not very nice calling RMS a "cow".

(/s)

And they had the gall to be like "no u".

Yeah, he banned me recently too.

SMCF is easily among the most recognizable names on Lemmy, and not just because their username-choosing skills are god-tier. And I have yet to see them troll.

The Guinness Book of World Records credits Gareth Griffin of Harrogate U.K. with the record for growing the world's heaviest onion at 8.97kg or 19lb, 12.4Oz.

But it seems they need to update their record given the size of the onions people are eating in this thread.

I don't know that I can give much insight except to say it feels like there have been more folks coming to Lemmy lately saying they'd been banned from Reddit, which makes me think Reddit has started being more aggressive about banning people.

Who's gonna ban it? The government?

Anarchists should fight against all oppression, including religious oppression. But any religion, spiritual community, or other related sort of thing, if they aren't oppressing anyone (and I figure "not oppressing anyone" is basically what you meant when you stuck "voluntary" in your post body), why TF would you go and make it your business what they do?

Beyond that, one could argue that without being able to oppress people, religions would die out over time as people wake up to what they really are. To the extent that that happens, great. But I do think there's something deep in humans that has spiritual sort of leanings. Whether what remains once oppressive religions are gone will qualify as a "religion" or be more of a set of secular spiritual practices or some such really depends more on your definition of "religion" than anything else.

"By not drinking antifreeze, you've just re-sensitized yourself so any antifreeze you drink will be impossible to metabolize."

Mine occupied itself exploring mazes of its own construction.

Can you point on the doll to where the bad penguin man touched you?

I'm onboard, but only if I control the model.