Anon gets a police visit
My last insight of anons mind caused quite a controversy so I thought I'd share something mild.
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I bet it was extra virgin.
I'm pretty sure this is very tame compared to what they actually deal with.
No doodoo? Easy day.
Sex stuff is just not that shocking to any emergency response worker
Or Walgreens employee
"Fuck this" /taser
“TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”
Actually harder to say in person. Source: self
They’ll just have to piece together the intent behind my moaning screams.
It's practically impossible to speak while you're being tased. You can make noises but those are mostly involuntary.
Right after? You're fine and can do whatever. If it's your first time it takes a second to put together what happened.
Obviously I’ll be training for this.
PCP is a performance enhancing drug in this regard.
Can't recommend. Once was enough
Electrostim is gfuuuuunnnnn. :3
I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle moaning till i blew. He pretty immediately reached for his taser. He announced he was
gobsgoing to taser me. I had committed. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it hard. Then other cops stripped me of my precious butter. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.What
gobs taser
that's what the oil is for! No conductivity, just need a huge layer
Anon should be so lucky
Sanest anon
Straightest anon
Which necessarily makes him the chadest chad.
This wouldn't even be close to some of the things some law enforcement workers have had to see. Arriving at violent crime scenes and having to confirm CSAM are just so much worse than whatever is going on in this greentext.
They finally arrested him, but at what cost?
Free bondage
What a way to celebrate yor cake day.