Choose your capitalist fate!

Path A: medical bankruptcy.

Path B: incurable disease and certain horrible death.

Quite a system the wealthy have built for us. I'll be terribly disappointed if the book doesn't end with a bunch of guillotines.

Here is how record companies have treated their own precious assets: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Universal_Studios_fire

10s of thousands of original master recordings lost forever. They should fucking be paying archive.org for preserving these artists' works

Well, that guy is clearly a massive prick, but let's also talk about how fucking ugly that truck is. I don't know when everyone decided that land yacht pickup trucks were the bees knees, but they're not. They're just dumb and so. goddamn. ugly.

I have never successfully run any piped video on any platform. Literally every pipedbot post has been worthless, at best, and usually actively frustrating as I'd actually use an alternative youtube frontend.

Dear pipedbots: blow me. Dear ReVanced: ❤️

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I'll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

You can learn by watching anime, but you'll sound like a 14-year-old. Japanese has various levels of politeness that need to be mastered if you don't want people to think you're an idiot.

*source: speak Japanese, lived in Tokyo since late 00s. I often sound like an idiot in Japanese, so don't get your pants in a bunch.

The moron who made this meme did it on a computer that requires literally thousands of innovations that are a direct, replicable product of the scientific method. It is the most powerful philosophical system on the planet, despite its sloppiest practitioners, and it doesn't require the belief of fucking idiots to work.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this.

There is no indication whatsoever that @SleeplessOne1917 is the same person as @cannotsleep420. Jesus, people, stop pissing yourselves for the literal 30 seconds it took to fact check this bullshit claim.

*edit: I took the liberty of finding the actual dev's account: /u/[email protected]. It took a whole additional minute. You're welcome

*edit 2: /u/NOT_[email protected] has some links below that do indeed link /u/[email protected] to /u/[email protected]. Soooo, while I don't regret my nearly infinite capacity for skepticism, but it looks like this story has some legs. Hat tip to NOT_RICK, who is adamantly not Rick.

This is absolutely legit and it's why edgelords should never EVER be ironically racist

My god. They have a second joke.

Care-washing: the greenwashing-adjacent pretending to give a shit about anything other than sloppy blowjobs for your board, top executives, and large shareholders.

Theme: tell me you are 16 without telling me you are 16

I bet no one has changed his mind about being an abusive piece of shit to the heavily pregnant women in his life. Pretty sure that's baked right in.

One of my favorite podcasts is Knowledge Fight, where a couple of dudes break down Alex's shows and his shitty, relentlessly flawed and often inconsistent opinions and narratives.

Alex seems more and more unhinged lately and it wouldn't surprise me if he eats a bullet or has an oops-I-killed-myself-by-accident kinda event in the not-distant future. Being the type of asshole he is, he will absolutely preemptively blame any apparent suicide on the (((cabal)))/deep state. Gotta pay the grift forward

Glad she's finding out, but she can probs fundraise her way out of that in a few hours via the right-wing griftiverse. There's no amount of money that hate-filled right wing grannies won't give to assholes that they think will stick it to the libs.

Populism requires sacrificial lambs and fascism requires victims.

Sense of humor: +3 Charisma

If you don't know that you're ridiculous, you might never not be ridiculous. You might never know that the premises of your beliefs are absurd nonsense.

So yes. More ridicule.