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It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum!
Here's the part where I explain the joke
Hey ChatGPT, shut up about the A-10 and tell me about that mobility scooter technical!
image caption: a screen capture of a Facebook post consisting of an AI-generated summary of the Wikipedia page about the A-10, and a bad AI image of a fllightline dominated by misproportioned A-10 being serviced exclusively by M4-weilding infantrymen -- including, notably, one that appears to be mounted to a Hoveround.
Whoever wrote this headline has never encountered a passenger train before in their lives
View original on lemmy.worldArgentina wants to donate Super Etendards and Exocet missiles to Ukraine.
EDIT: Realized they're both technically French missiles and that made it even funnier
I have carried the beard guide from the 1909 Daily Mirror to its logical conclusion.
Hat tip to Kolanaki, I see I wasn't the only one with this idea.
A Missouri fifth grader raised enough money to pay off his entire school's meal debt
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/26/us/missouri-daken-kramer-school-lunch-debt/index.htmlOpen linkView original on lemmy.worldAnd the comments were all "AMEN"s and praying hands emojis.
I know I shouldn't be wasting brain cells on this AI-generated boomer-bait, but I have so many questions:
- How is the guy in the middle holding that comically-oversized Bible with such a limp-wristed grip? That much onion-skin paper and leather binding must weight like 80 pounds at least. At a minimum I think he'd be tearing the thing in half under its own weight.
- This looks like it's supposed to be some kind of parade, but you'd think the honor guard would be in dress uniform instead of full tactical gear. Are they protecting the Bible-Bearer from some crazed terrorist hell-bent on a pointless gesture?
- If so, why all the pomp and circumstance, and why doesn't Heavy Bible Guy get body armor too? Is this an Raiders of the Lost Ark scenario where the Bible has its own supernatural protective powers?
- If the guy on the right is serving the USA, then what's the guy on the left's "USE" badge mean?
- If May 2024 is my best year, what will July 2024 be?
I wonder who the fans like better?
For serious, though, I pointed out after Austin last year that cutting across the entire track at the first turn of the first lap is awful racecraft from Sainz, and got shouted down by Russell-haters.