..to trip onto my shell. I wail my limbs around, tears dripping from my eyes over my green scaled skin. That asshole of a bird continues to shit all me. Drowning my hopes of a happy day under white poo-poop. I then decide to try...

I hope her back is ok.

Looks like Micky was caught cheating.

Chucky, I am taller then him.

I torture people by tickling them while they are eating.

This is why we need open carry for blow dryers.

He then notices a a local sex change clinic offering a free week trial...

...the little mermaid gives him an uppercut and tells him that sea is her trend as he flies into the air and...

...a white goo is shoot out of the cannon know as a bird's butt-hole. As I gag from the sour taste. The bird drops wires near my feet and head up to the water sprinkles and it....

I try using my peertubes, sopbox to comment on lemmy, and I was unable too. When I try making a remote comment on my peertube it tells me Could not fetch.

I was able to comment using my soapbox onto my peertubes, and other people's peertubes. But Lemmy seems racist and only works with other Lemmies.

I think you are suppose to be able to, but I can not get to work.

....his lonely little brother who been trying to make a girlfriend out of human body parts and duck tape. He told his brother know about the stash he just found and offers to delivery the dead girl in exchange for...

A 30 year age gap.

...a small rocket launcher, which he plans to load it up with the Popsicle to fire and freeze the sun in order to...

That guy owes me twenty bucks.

How to code.

He is weak against condoms made of lead.

Evaporative Cooling: A Surprising Strategy

Turkey Vultures use an unusual method to stay cool in hot weather, particularly in environments with high humidity or arid conditions where evaporative cooling is most effective. This behavior, called urohydrosis, involves defecating on their legs and feet. As the water content in the waste evaporates, it helps lower their body temperature. This adaptation is a practical response to the heat.

From Steve Creek, a man that stalks animals and takes pictures of them nude. https://stevecreek.com/was-this-turkey-vulture-defecated-on/

The Cal Tor !

I get it, its a tor guard in California!

I use boredtortoise as a reference, the icon was very small.