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It sees me opening my mouth waiting for it to shit directly into it..

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...a white goo is shoot out of the cannon know as a bird's butt-hole. As I gag from the sour taste. The bird drops wires near my feet and head up to the water sprinkles and it....

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..to trip onto my shell. I wail my limbs around, tears dripping from my eyes over my green scaled skin. That asshole of a bird continues to shit all me. Drowning my hopes of a happy day under white poo-poop. I then decide to try...

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Accounting. I took an online course and received my degree in bookkeeping. After I graduated I..

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a company that sells soda with crack in it. It was very well. But the lame FDA ban it because it had too much corn sugar so they replaced it with...

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