Something something ectoplasm

At least she didn't ask for a Minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back)

Riiiiight in the grouper pooper

So I've technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!

Start spreading buttcheeks

This happened in my game. I spoke with the player about having his character swapped with another version of him from an alternate universe, and he was down for it. Then it happened in game. None of the players realized it. This went on for years (literal real time years) before he betrayed them. It was delicious.

The drinking began...

Please someone create a BTW fork of Arch. Then people can say "I use Arch BTW BTW"

Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?

Premium my ass.

I love our local coffee place. We bring our dogs. The baristas bring them cups of whipped cream. The place is cozy and they sell art from local artists. And the coffee is actually good and doesn't taste like someone burned it. I usually make my own coffee, but it's nice to go there once a week and just enjoy being there. That is premium.

The app for my headphones has an AI assistant in it now. My headphones.

This is especially important with people in the back seat. I don't care if thaw the law allows people to sit in the back seat without a seat belt on, you're still wearing one. I don't need a human meat missile taking my head off if we suddenly stop.

Good. Who wants to drink burnt coffee from a megacorp when I can drink coffee that's actually good from a local business?

As someone else mentioned, humans are hilariously good at cardio. And the more you do it the more efficient you become at it, which means less calories burned.

Then there's NEAT (Non-Exercise Activity Thermogenesis) which is unconscious movements you perform during the day. This accounts for a huge number of calories you burn during the day. Both exercise and cutting calories reduce NEAT, especially at you get leaner.

This isn't to say you shouldn't cut calories or exercise. Reducing caloric intake absolutely works, you just need to be aware that your body will adjust to it, and that you should take breaks from dieting occasionally to bring your daily estimated calorie burn back up. Exercise should be thought of as something that improves health with a side benefit of some caloric burn.

Just my opinion.

"YOU and your classmates will be responsible for paying down the national debt"

JFC. Have you seen how much your president has jacked it up lately?

I would be OK with Spez experiencing irreversible severe anal prolapse.

You say "have to". I say "get to".

"I'm shitting myself right now and no one knows"

(we do)

I'm glad he won this case, but he's also a transphobe.