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Laid off rule
Oh a gift to the boss for allowing you to have this opportunity would be the cherry on top.
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Laid off rule
Oh a gift to the boss for allowing you to have this opportunity would be the cherry on top.
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Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is now married
One in 200,000 births results in conjoined twins? That seems way higher than I thought.
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Pearls Before Swine creator Stephan Pastis breaks 25% of the law.
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Technically they're on his person which is how possession is usually defined.
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Homer
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Nah, it's supposed to be funny and relatable. Times changed, not the cartoon.
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Oh, you savory smarch centenarian..
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Physical dark mode
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Black paper and white ink.
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Time to make your decesion
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Weird, here natural deodorant means it doesn't contain any aluminum.
But I'd gift Shiloh high end headphones, and hopefully Walter is one of those spry 100 year olds with tons of interesting stories and anecdotes about life.
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Professional drummer hears Rage Against The Machine - Bulls on Parade for the first time... without the drums and is asked to improvise. Comparison at the end.
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Glad they made it illegal to lie on the Internet so we know it's real
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Nissan develops paint that keeps cars cool in summer heat
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No, only Nissans. It says right there.
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He is a ghost
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Someone told me there was a bridge sale going on, am I late?
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Bird Flu Has Hit California Dairies So Hard That They’re Calling It ‘Covid for Cows’
Cowvid, come on that's a gimme.
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Gobbo disappointment
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No they don't, who's your wild animal guy? Somethings wrong.
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It’s like a different language
"like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" in reference to watching your ass.
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Can't make money off of me if I don't exist rule
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Curious about your age and social group. Pretty much everyone I associate with doesn't want to have kids, usually citing the world their children would inherit. These definitely aren't the type of people that support eugenics, in any way. Are you of the belief that we should be increasing the world's population? If so, why?
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Apex predator
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I think it's really neat we have an actual flying squid commenting on Lemmy. If you check their post history you can tell it's a genuine flying squid too!
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Was the child employed in the poultry or cattle industries?
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STRIKE OVER: Actors Make a Deal With Studios After 118 Days
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Hope you have enough time to still post on Lemmy Margot!!
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Update on trapped pregnant bats in San Antonio - they are SAFE!!!
Thanks for the update, it's really nice to see a quick and satisfying conclusion to this.
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Newsmax Host Rails Against ‘Lizard People,’ Asks Viewers ‘You Think I’m Crazy?’
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I think you'd be surprised at how many do mean, and believe in actual lizard people.
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Hives
Wasps are pretty chill unless you're being the asshole.