Oh a gift to the boss for allowing you to have this opportunity would be the cherry on top.

One in 200,000 births results in conjoined twins? That seems way higher than I thought.

Technically they're on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

Nah, it's supposed to be funny and relatable. Times changed, not the cartoon.

Oh, you savory smarch centenarian..

Black paper and white ink.

Weird, here natural deodorant means it doesn't contain any aluminum.

But I'd gift Shiloh high end headphones, and hopefully Walter is one of those spry 100 year olds with tons of interesting stories and anecdotes about life.

Glad they made it illegal to lie on the Internet so we know it's real

No, only Nissans. It says right there.

Someone told me there was a bridge sale going on, am I late?

Cowvid, come on that's a gimme.

No they don't, who's your wild animal guy? Somethings wrong.

"like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" in reference to watching your ass.

Curious about your age and social group. Pretty much everyone I associate with doesn't want to have kids, usually citing the world their children would inherit. These definitely aren't the type of people that support eugenics, in any way. Are you of the belief that we should be increasing the world's population? If so, why?

I think it's really neat we have an actual flying squid commenting on Lemmy. If you check their post history you can tell it's a genuine flying squid too!

Was the child employed in the poultry or cattle industries?

Hope you have enough time to still post on Lemmy Margot!!

Thanks for the update, it's really nice to see a quick and satisfying conclusion to this.

I think you'd be surprised at how many do mean, and believe in actual lizard people.

Take the money you saved and remodel the recluse house exactly how you want. Maybe it's different there but neighbors that socialize and befriend each other have gotten pretty rare.

Recluse houses are better for debaucherous parties of all types anyway. You're more likely to get away with a little side hustle of manufacturing drugs too, which you could then invest back into the house, and parties.