As a kid I used to eat handfuls of salt, probably lucky I didn't die of sodium poisoning.

I missed the word asleep at first :(

80s cavalier z24?

You forgot the part where if you have a little they steal it.

The Bible

But but the asshole cause that's gay

I played Doom as a child and I turned out!

Doesn't really exist here, there's work that most people drive to from 30+ minutes away and church which I refuse to go to for obvious reasons. Everything closes at 10 including on the weekends, there's a lot of lot of America that's like this, I've tried moving, didn't help.

The sport?

I actually considered both animal shelter and vfd, animal shelter wasn't interested and it would cost around $600 to get started for fire department, yes cost. Been so bored I'd do yardwork for free but once again equipment cost etc, plus everyone is convinced you're out to murder them.

It's if you give a mouse a cookie

Is that the singer cause he's known to be an ass. Yes it is

Cat looks hella chill, dog looks like it has Stockholm syndrome.

But target literally played both sides

Windows?

PSOBB gang?

I assume a PhD or maybe even a bachelor's in something other than psychology.