Isn't this the state where the power grid goes down when a cool wind blows through?

Wait, that's illegal? Mine lie... Whenever! Whereever!

This is why I poop in the washing machine. Bigger opening so I can't miss. And, as we all know, it will get... Washed.

Ha. Just don't pay them. They are not moving violations from the police, they are pictures from a private company asking you to pay. I know you will think I'm crazy, but I did (or didn't) for many years, and wouldn't you know it, they were deemed illegal and all tickets void.

My mom had this as a shower curtain. I'm not sure when it appeared, but it feels like it was out only curtain my whole life. You just brought me back to so many hungover mornings staring at those dang clown fish.

Thank you! A friend tried that shit with me. "Why are you so against this, you hang out with racist skinheads!"... Face-palm. Amazing how one movie painted a whole anti racist subculture into boneheads. There are very few racist skinheads, FYI. It's a very working class pro Unity subculture. IT WAS JUST A MOVIE!

I'm not even into tech whatsoever, and find you insufferable.

Hockey-est caption ever.

I'm not sure that's the burn DHS thinks it is, as they are over 300 sexual assault cases against them. This is not including the incidents not reported or swept under the rug.

Spin the wheel, donny. Let's see who takes the blame this week on "IT!" "WASN'T!" "ME!"

Bending over before they even ask. How brave of you.

I just sent that to my Trumper buddy. Like we're crazy for empathy and protesting, while he forgot about diapers and ear bandages.

Not surprising there's kids like that in lake Zurich. Tons of privilege there. This kid has a good head on his shoulders. Don't let the cake eaters get to ya bud! I went to school in the Chicago suburbs and felt like the poor city kid in a sea of wealth and fame. And I wasn't poor by any means, but let's say a lot of our money went to education.

"Sir. Sir? Sir. (sigh) have you tried turning the internet off and on again?"

Hell of a drug. Just ask Kash. Dude looks like he's the main character in the Bollywood version of 'Dead Zone'.

Probably the other "badass" who apparently doesn't know how to walk on ice at the end of the video. Pretty ironic that ICE can't ice. no snow in dem dere red states.

"won't someone think of the children's children?!"

There's only one type to take offense to that. We were embarrassing before this and we'll be sure to embarrass ourselves in the future. It's the American way.