If you ever feel useless just remember somebody designed and implemented the share-to-facebook feature on porn sites.

No, I want to hear the warped logic.

Then again, it may just be: no income for the banks, they go bust, who will provide banking services to poor people? kind of retarded mental gymnastics.

Forget the cost of travel, if my commute is one hour, that's two per day, ten per week, that's an EXTRA WEEK they demand that I donate of my time to the company each month.

Ain't happening.

I also identify as radicalised.

At least you didn't make the mistake in the bottom right, not before taking the picture.

Law enforcement?

They discounted the idea because

Surprising as it may seem, the patient survived the procedure, as evidenced by the fact that bone surrounding it fused together.

This rarely happens when they pour molten metal on the head, according to medical experts.

(source: Snopes)

Hybrid is a compromise that makes no sense to either party. The company still has to maintain an expensive office while being limited to the talent pool within commutable distance. The employee still has to waste countless (albeit fewer) hours travelling while being limited to job opportunities within ~20 miles of their residence.

It must be quite common where there's not much love is lost between neighbours.

Dutch is just drunk English sailors trying to speak German cmv

"out of sick days" -- what in the name of fuck is that??

Sincerely, Europe

An absolute national treasure. People have been given MBEs or even OBEs for far lesser achievements.

French is too generalised, in my experience.

Paris, they'll pretend they don't understand neither your English nor your 100 words of French.

Towns in the country, you meet indifferent professionalism and you kinda get by in English.

Rural areas, you encounter the greatest of enthusiasm for your knowledge of the local language, and just as well, because those 100 words are all you can rely on for the entire duration of your stay.

+1 You're 6'3 and blood stopped circulating in your leg somewhere over Dusseldorf.

According to a 4yo I know, the only downside of her little friend having two mummies is that poor boy has to draw 2 (two!) Mother's Day cards.

Yo Mama jokes are yet to arrive at the nursery.

Air Canada offering a refund of tree fiddy.

I was told on a budget flight maybe a decade ago that they would not serve peanuts because a fellow passenger was severely allergic. I hadn't even thought of getting any until the announcement, and then spent the entire flight fantasising about the nuts I would get the moment we landed.

A few years ago somebody pointed out that twump looks like the front end of a centaur and I cannot unsee it.

Then again, his current posture could be the successful result of a species realignment surgery from mythical to femboy.

They vote, too!