Someone too focused on being an astronaut to pay any attention to the work that needs to be done at their normal job

Don't actually eat anyone, cannabalism is likely to lead to prion folding diseases. Which is a terrible way to die.

Well army guys are usually in groups so this could actually be a POV

Egrets? I've seen a few, but then again, too few to mention.

^my dad's favorite pun

I was a triceratops. I didn't eat trees, you must have me confused.

That's a plane. Plato is an interdimensional travelar

"Statue Facts Nobody Asked for"

Bro, she literally asked for those facts

That's also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

The problem is it is very hard to tell when you want it.

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Bitch?

balls don't penis, dicks penis.

Balls sack nuttily.

10 minutes? That's it. That's easily a 3 hour time sink.

Don't forget she has to cheat on her husband to be with the card eater, but it's ok because we don't actually see the husband in the movie.

This is clearly self defense of 3rd party, insurance companies kill 10,000ish Americans a year. Not sure why the news is making such a big deal about it.

Plant a vegetable garden?WHERE?

DO YOU THINK I CAN AFFORD A YARD?

Nonono it's not one braincell PER cat. It's one braincell total, for all orange cats.

Also a woman's ability to cum varies HIGHLY from person to person.

He said meat is murder, not murder is bad, no mixed messaging here.

What a weird a comment.

I'm indifferent to your suicidal tendencies.

STOP CALLING THEM ELITE.

The word 'elite' implies they are societies best. These rich dregs keep dragging us down.

Armor Class,

It is very hard to hit