Don't hold your breath. This article says Egypt is closing their border.

Bad news, since Hamas' takeover in 05-06, Egypt has had the Rafah crossing almost completely closed; therfore reopening it is almost completely out of the question.

Edit, the article states why: "Security in the area around Rafah is also of concern to Egypt because Sinai has been the site of an Islamist insurgency that flared a decade ago. Hamas, which has run the Gaza Strip since 2007, shares the Islamist ideology of the Muslim Brotherhood, a movement outlawed in Egypt."

A GOP member, priest, and serial child rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and says "One drink please. "

Camera slowly pans down to reveal that the cameraman is now a goose/was a goose all along

*THERE COLD

Narrator: No

Same. Except my partner is me.

And the C-horse?

I showed the joke to my wife and she said that it was a good idea and she would try it on me.

Thank you for making the community 100% more literate with this post

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I can imagine all of you naked.

No. You don't understand, it's more cOmForTablE to wear restricrive, skintight clothing that constantly rides up my pussy and ass crack so that everyone can see my vulva and me pick my wedgie. Nevermind that the guy who DLs 600lbs is always working in sweats....

Op is an idiocracy

Lol. Good on ya OP 👍

Post something else, then.

I don't get it

I'm glad to see Israel and the West coordinating with Egypt to alleviate the suffering of the Palestinian people

Peak schizoposting

There is a spooky skeleton living inside you right now.