I’m pretty sure Biden has immunity and can do whatever the hell he wants. At least that’s what the Supreme Court told me.

To be fair, some stocks are crashing.

I was prepared to jump in and say it’s just normal little kids spelling mistakes. But then I got to the plot twist at the end. I’m sorry but I have to agree with assessment. You were in fact an idiot. Hope you’re feeling better now.

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

There is no possible way that can meet the true threat standard. Unfortunately, the cops will face zero consequences for violating her first amendment rights.

Some choice quotes from Vance:

"I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole ... or that he's America's Hitler". “I’m a ‘never Trump’ guy. I never liked him.” “My god what an idiot.” “I find him reprehensible.”

This meme was posted 35 years after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam

Someone is going to exploit this to make a great lesbian dating app

That is pretty funny how they implied that Musk is a human.

Agreed. And I also support Trump going to jail for Trump

This is about the ballot access case, not the immunity case.

Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.

Would be funnier if it said “big bathroom” not “bathroom companies”

“I’m a ‘never Trump’ guy. I never liked him.” “My god what an idiot.” “I find him reprehensible.” "I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole ... or that he's America's Hitler".

-JD Vance

It’s funnier when juxtaposed with the one about cats

Why? As with most awful things in America, the answer is Ronald Reagan.

How do you feel about Sexual Harassment Panda?

Thomas and Alito would vote to uphold it.

Trans people are immortal?

Super easy. Did they commit a crime? Pardon. Did they not commit a crime? Arrest