Inshallah the South will no longer be a walking advertisement for coca cola 🙏

bamlame

Woooah, Black Betty

Divorced

LOL

When I had just started driving, I was heading home from something one day and was turning left at an intersection. An ambulance pulled up in the cross traffic with the siren on. My light was green and I had just started to pull into the intersection when this happened. I stopped, thinking the ambulance was gonna keep going, except they also stopped. I got confused, panicked, and floored it. They almost hit me as I cut right in front of their path. I freaked the fuck out and pulled into a parking lot to calm down, feeling like a dumbass. Years later and I still freak out when I hear sirens near me on the road thinking I'm gonna fuck up again somehow.

Skill issue

Tbf, D&D is kind of a stand-in for pen and paper games in pop culture

Y'all gotta put spoiler tags on your shit

This is actually a real image. I'm the chicken in this photo

Thinking children's lives are worth anything outside of the womb, obviously

Hey it's me

I can assure you, some people care way too much for what it is lol. I've definitely seen anger about how TotK's lore was a slight to the fans or whatever. It's insane that anyone thinks a coherent series chronology is a thing but some people really want it to be true ig

We tried Mysterium and it wasn't really a great experience. It's probably better if you get the hang of it, but we have a lot of other games to try before that point, so que será será

That's because makers of Parmigiano-Reggiano are implanting microchips into the casings of their 90-pound cheese wheels as the latest move to ward off counterfeiters, The Wall Street Journal reported.

Y'all gotta chill lol

Ngl I thought this was a One Piece joke and was really trying to decipher it from that angle for a while

Their eyes got poked out

You super don't need a whole other toilet lol. LUXE makes some affordable attachments I've had good luck with. But of course, there are multiple types and a dozen price points so you'll have to do some googling to find what sounds good to you and what works for your bathroom.

This is just the other side of the "We're well adapted to this world so it must have been made for us" coin.

MK1 winning over SF6 is such a fucking joke lmao

People get art commissioned all the time though