Also lucky that girls never wear heels, that would make this much worse

Sponsorblock too

I’m so glad I never got around to doing one of these tests

I for one identify as false

She’s not wearing her seat belt. ಠ_ಠ

That’s ok I drive in reverse halfway through to even it out.

No. Stop asking questions.

Then think “I’ll figure it out later” but you never do. Only to be reminded of it a month later when you happen to see it scroll by in an apt-or-whatever package upgrade.

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I should check that thing out again” you think to yourself. But you never do. Repeat for eternity.

Seems to be a tool to patch Adobe products so that they don’t require a license

God works in mysterious ways

This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE

Not sure if it counts but Harold and Kumar made me believe that White Castle burgers are better than they really are.

IIRC the argument used for this is that since you have to go through customs at an airport for international flights, the airport counts as a “border”.

The only reason airlines would have you do that in the first place is so you can kiss your ass goodbye.

So far

Except instead of muting, a voice changer that pitch shifts up an octave or two.

Chiming in to say that hosting your own email server is a nightmare, please just find a service and pay them.

Did you know that you can download podcasts and play them without internet?

This one got me the other day.

2026: GNU/Hurd

And yet here we are