The most impactful moment of our history: explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time. They called it the greatest discovery in human history. The civilizations of the galaxy call it

The White House Twitter accounts are unironically the best examples of image gen AI use being cringe as fuck

Was any justification provided for a nearly 10x price increase!?

Glad I started with Jellyfin

Religions are real, as much as countries are real. They are social constructs. Someone can believe in something that is factually incorrect. Flat Earthers are real, even though the earth isn't flat

I know I'm a downer sometimes, but those

"Roll to shake hands with the captain of the guard. [Nat 1] You slap him in the face. You're all arrested"

annoy me to no end. The point of rolling is to simulate the possibility of failure for difficult tasks, not for everything you ever do

Its missing the command to forward every screenshot to Microsoft

Protesting against Israel's terror attacks while also boycotting Coca Cola and Nestlé?

I'm thinking based

Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷‍♂️

Best I can do is enabling Night Light

Create demand

Provide supply

Economics 101

For a bit I thought his mouth was a Hitler-stache and thought "At least he got around to shaving that off"

Let's not forget being hunted by the crackhead his uncle finessed out of said mood ring (at least per Bilbo's original telling of the tale)

And fixing the use of POV! chef's kiss

Too bad the stats on the responder got cropped.

If the pope got ratio'd by some guy mansplaining the bible to him, Christianity would have another schism

Strategic use of passive vs active verbs.

Propaganda 101

21/24

I should be ashamed for not knowing all the kings of Gondor

Well, it fucks us all daily

Obligatory cognitohazard

Was about to say that the bottom panel is missing a "Nobody" label over the waiters