So, is Satan so busy that he only gets to fuck once a year? Or is Halloween the one day of the year he's not practicing safe sex?

I never thought about this before, but it seems somehow important.

Yeah, except their viewers think it's real.

People in this thread are acting like microwaving coffee turns it into vinegar.

Coffee tastes absolutely fine reheated in the microwave.

Biblically-accurate bird

This scenario usually works out for me. Turns out my wife's friends' significant others make me look great!

It's from Return to Zombie Island, but the image is photoshopped. They are in their normal outfits in this scene.

Seriously. There are also people on Lemmy that think anyone who has sympathy for civilians also support terrorists.

How absolutely fucking brain-dead do you have to be to not understand that killing civilians is wrong? You can hate the rulers of Israel, Hamas, and Hezbollah while simultaneously hoping that Israeli, Palestinian, and Lebanese civilians don't get hurt.

This isn't rocket science.

Well duh. Atheists are already Satan's soldiers, why would they get possessed? /s

It's referencing the Oceangate sub implosion.

UBI is a safety net for people that lose their jobs/can't work. What are people supposed to do if no one is hiring? What are people supposed to do when companies lay off their workforce so shareholders can make more profits at the end of the year?

Besides, UBI is the bare minimum to keep a person alive. No one is buying their fifth yacht with UBI money (usually that comes from corporate welfare money).

Yep, the bear punching Winnie has the flag of Taiwan.

Bottom half fish. The end result is less horrifying than top half fish, plus no one said I have to fuck the bottom half.

I had an entire binder of pirated Dreamcast games back when this came out. I can't remember if I actually owned a genuine copy of a game (it was too easy to run pirated game discs).

I have good memories of the console though.

Maybe if you donated they could afford to do this properly.

PS1: no joystick (flat)

PS2: two joysticks (funbags)

N64: one joystick in the middle/third handle (femboy)

Hope this helps.

I've met some of these Canadians. They're conservatives who think Canada is a liberal hellscape and that being annexed by the USA would be a good thing.

There is no van in this image.

Just block it if it bothers you.

He's reexamining his life.