He’s Q but it’s TLOTR

Willow

Chances she’ll be placed by another out of touch geriatric millionaire?

Be careful around popcorn kernels when you’ve got an old filling.

Image looks like Felix Colgrave. Look him up on YouTube after you finish your blun- I mean, grape cigars.

Stack the blue.

Based

Yet so many Americans insist on blindly worshipping these cowards as heroes.

So now I can enjoy cocaine worry free?

I’m an overweight middle aged man. Can I make money on OnlyFans? Shit is getting tough and seeing people do NPC shit on TikTok or bone on OF while making more than I do is awefully demoralizing.

Never read the books. Enjoying the show. Lee Pace is a gem.

Oh shit. My daughter just started culinary school. Is there a fulfilling path forward for her?

That’s me.

When I hear that one of these good apples has fallen in the line of duty, I say a prayer of thanks.

742 days. I hate this new job way more than my old one. :-(

I can’t decipher what the original story was.

Clearly the law is not on our side.

I loved that service. Printing photos at the pharmacy is such a pain.

So I guess I’m a landlord. We have a house that we rent. Bought it in 2007 using this cool thing called a sub prime mortgage. So we were sorta forced to hold on to the house and rent it.

Fast forward 15 years and I’m now renting the house I live in from a landlord. It’s made me realize that we’re good landlords. My dishwasher has been broken for two months collecting mold while its replacement has sat in my living room waiting to be installed.

Our own tenants have mostly been cool but I wish the guy we cut a break with (few months for free when he lost his job during covid) hadn’t grown weed in the garage and damaged some floors.

Other than that one guy, I don’t expect anybody to thank me.

They have that weird throat bag that they cough up too, when they’re looking to fuc.