It's what it's

It is a sad time every time someone, anyone, takes anything from 4Chan seriously

China's gonna dig up a map from the 1300s with the island on it claiming it as the rightful territory of China since ancient times

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

"Anyone need anything while I'm out" ha! That's brilliant. I gotta remember that if I ever need it.

The only non-muscle hunk in this image is Jack Black (famously the poster boy for unconventionally attractive man, where the picture chosen is a younger and skinnier one), Joseph Quinn, and mayyybee Jeremy Allen White.

The nerve of putting Orlando fucking Bloom as Legolas or Cavill as The Witcher as "little". This disconnect is unfathomable.

This meme really gets the rise out of me because I agree with the sentiment but the example they chose are so bad.

God forbid your partner enjoys something you don't

Give it a year after people has gotten used to it and forgot how it was. They'll sell it back to you as a premium feature.

When I was a teen I wonder if I'm older if I would still be attracted to teens. I was training a coworker a few years ago, and she's fresh out of highschool. As soon as we diviated from work conversations I can feel any miniscule amount of attraction I had drain out from my body.

Top left: SOAD
Top right: Christmas music
Bottom left: The Beths
Bottom right: Christmas music while working retail

Maybe people aren't used to curate their own feed anymore.

I've never seen a CEO this publically against their own business lmao

It would literally be easier to just tell the person to look for a shelter. They're going out of their way to be heartless monsters.

This is very different from the old sky writing. Is there a giant computer controlled bar that releases the smoke at the right time?

Recently in my area they posted signs saying no right on red on certain intersections, which is fine, until a few months in they change the rules again where it is only Mon-Fri, at rush hours. The signs posting the hours are small and hard to read. Everyone's confused if they're allowed to turn or not. I'd rather they just stick with a blanket no right on red.

I have a test to become an air traffic controller coming up in December. If I pass I'll have the interview and school to look forward to next year.

Simply hit all six with multi track drifting

Would be a great video game haha

Gotta pump those numbers --up-- down

I was just using it a few days ago... ):