"The Bible teaches that those people are worthy of death. They are supposed to be executed by the government. We are not to take the law into our own hands."

Ah yes, Jesus was famously pro-death penalty as long as only the state was enforcing it.

I want to live in the timeline where things Bernie sees actually come true.

You mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?

At this point, I think they are actively trying to drive us away.

Oh, this is going to get good, isn't it?

Telling someone who doesn't have a home to move is the most Trumpian thing he's done in... like 3 days?

Microsoft Accidentally Gives Customers Exactly What They've Been Asking For, Promises to Fix It Quickly

I liked the web a lot more when it didn't have a business model.

YOU KIDS GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!

Yes. Yes, they do.

Have you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.

They even have their own party salute!

20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products

Those are rookie numbers!

--A single Google product manager, probably

"Your Honor! How can my client possibly get a fair trial after the jury has heard what he did? This bell can not be unrung!"

--Trump's Laywers, probably

I recommend that Elon Musk be deorbited ASAP

And by "deorbited" I mean "take away his Ketamine".

If the world didn't have so many J.D. Vances in it, I would reconsider having children.

Don't call it anything. Ignore it and maybe it will go away.

"I'm not a Nazi, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks."

--Substack, probably

At a time when they could actually be pushing the Manifest issue and try to finally get a foothold, instead it feels like they have scattered rakes around the yard in the middle of the night and decided to go for a jog.

Anyone else getting serious larval-stage-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene vibes from this mug shot or just me?

Every accusation is a confession.