Good luck with that.

When I was a member living in Utah and ran into a financial issue they wanted to look at my bills and help me figure out how to cut costs out of my budget first.

His suggestion- cancel your cell phones a land line is much cheaper. He also suggested I sell my smart phone and get a dumb phone.

That wouldn’t have helped at all as at that time phones were on contracts for 2 years and I’d have had to pay for the full price of the phone if I left the contract early. I’d have LOST $500 between retail and what I could sell the phone for.

I ended up just borrowing money from a friend.

Keep in mind the Mormon church has a hedge fund worth OVER $100 billion.

The suggested use for anyone not bothering to look this up is to deodorize gas and stool but it’s suggested use is for people with colostomy or exposed stomas where smelly gas and stool is a constantly expelled or people with chronic gas and liquid stool.

I wouldn’t want to stick any drug in my body just to stop farting in social situations. Every drug has or could have side effects even Tylenol or aspirin.

I read that as “fap desk” was intrigued then disappointed.

I really like Lemmy better than new reddit because scrolling the front page reminds me of 2010-2016 Reddit. I hated when they added ADS and removed the NSFW subs from the front page. Everything about NEW Reddit sucked.

Lemmy fixed new reddit and I ain't going back.

What the fuck? Ding Dong Ditching is as old as time. Who gets so mad at some kids they chase them down and ram them with their car over it.

We need some comprehensive mental healthcare in this country. Damn.

This is horrible. I hate that stuff like this happens.

Jesus Christ these fascist fucks. Damn.

When I saw this I realized there is a whole generation that will never know why there are no A or B drives.

Not just GoT- I have a hard time watching ANYTHING because of how fucked that ending was.

If it’s a Serialized TV series that hasn’t ended yet and gotten rave reviews. I prolly ain’t watching it. 8 years and 4 massive books I invested in I ain’t got time for another massive fucking disappointment.

If they aren’t going to pay mods who are they planning to pay to make sure bots aren’t gaming the system? This is going to fail hard and we’ll see another influx of disgruntled migrants when they take it away.

https://www.radiox.co.uk/features/rage-against-the-machine-name-meaning/#:~:text=It's%20long%20believed%20that%20%22the,his%20punk%20zine%20No%20Answers.

The Machine they are raging against is most likely capitalism and political BUT it may have also been their first tour van.

I found out recently that those percentages actually mean 80% of the local AREA would have rain and 20% would not. Meaning if there is a chance of rain in your town at all it’s likely raining somewhere even if it’s just a tiny drop or two.

So if you don’t want to get wet at all bring an umbrella if the chance is over 0%.

Source: was talking to a meteorologist about this exact thing.

What did Yoda say when we went to the Bakery?

Dough or Donut there is no pie.

Stopped reading when he mentioned he OWNS 31 McDonalds in NYC area and that his dad was a Wall Street broker.

That don’t sound like work to me.

Left out the part we’re Meta gave prosecutors evidence from “private” messages. That’s absolutely crucial info.

In our lifetime we’re going to see a lot of stuff become public domain and there’s going to be remixes, scene clipping and overdubbing of all kinds. I’m trying to figure out how to cash in.

Anyone else notice the clever license plate. “Beam me up”

I guess it makes sense to need prescription data but its weird. Also if you get prescription version will anyone else be able to use it? Will there be swapable lenses for multiple users?

I was thinking the same thing. I have no idea what it’s supposed to say.