Fun fact: "Black olives, though labeled as “ripe” on supermarket cans, actually aren’t: these, a California invention, are green olives that have been cured in an alkaline solution, and then treated with oxygen and an iron compound (ferrous gluconate) that turns their skins a shiny patent-leather black."

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/olives--the-bitter-truth

Amazingly, I read that whole article and still have absolutely no idea what Cyberpunk RED is.

Fantastic bit of journalism there.

Here you go :)

And the links:

OG Twitter(x)

Insta with pic

The string section are scavengers, they'll wait for a poorly aimed honkwitch to land amongst them, then descend as a pack.

The spoils are divided up hierarchically, first violin always eats first.

day of sex machines?

pervert

I guess this is where the concept of the "nuclear family" comes from then? After the initial courtship hostilities, the escalation of the arms race is inevitable.

Woman in front seems to be in actual distress - like that's how I imagine I'd look if a portal to hell opened up in front of me and some unspeakable horror sloughed out.

R34 is also short for rule 34 - "if it exists, there's porn of it on the internet"

So if you search R34 and anything, you'll get porn.

"bread is the staff of life" is a real phrase though.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/staff_of_life

This has to be canon right?

It's worth noting that there are naturally occurring "black" olives, but they tend to have a sort of purple hue, there are also sun dried black olives that are kind of wrinkly.

But those ink black ones you get on pizzas? Nah.

There's two tiny ones directly in front of the big curly ones.

I hear "KA-MA-LA" pretty clearly there, I really can't make it out as "lock him up".

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Unironically love that. There's a CD drive but what is that next to it? Is it a Zip drive?

Thank you. I feel like that should have been a key bit of info, but what do I know?

E: words are hard.

Can you not tell the difference between memory and reality?

Don't get me wrong, it would be absolutely incredible having such perfect recall that memories are indistinguishable from the present, I just don't think that's a trait many humans naturally possess.

You have a park bench. I have a yeet seat.

We are not the same

It's because "catnip" is one word.

I think the ruling covers embryos, so a fertilized egg.

Either on their own are zygotes, so don't count as citizens or whatever the fuck is going on in Alabama.