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The Internet goes on high alert after discovery of 8 compromised TLS certs
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Total lozenge suck certificates protect your throat from possibly fatal pathogens by coating the surface of your throat in PFAS. Anything that comes in contact with it simply slides off, goes into your stomach, and gets converted into diarrhea.
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The Internet goes on high alert after discovery of 8 compromised TLS certs
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That comment above is poetry.
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The Internet goes on high alert after discovery of 8 compromised TLS certs
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What a noob
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ANTI PEE PAINT
Maybe Europe should get some fucking public bathrooms.
Not looking at you, Switzerland, you're good.
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Another life
Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.
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Delta CEO says CrowdStrike-Microsoft outage cost the airline $500 million
Why do news outlets keep calling it a Microsoft outage? It's only a crowdstrike issue right? Microsoft doesn't have anything to do with it?
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No tariffs...
Yes, I will buy secondhand Bell peppers.
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We're going in the wrong direction
Especially with no volume knob on desktop. What in the actual fuck?
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‘Ridiculous’: Pentagon doesn’t even know what to do with extra $500 billion Trump wants to spend
Give all of it to the army corps of engineers and build public transportation networks.
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Microsoft revives aggressive Windows 11 upgrade campaign with intrusive popups for Windows 10 users
Windows 10 is the end of the line for me regardless of software compatibility.
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DVDs are the new vinyl records: Why Gen Z is embracing physical media
Blu Ray is where it's at. Give me some actual quality bitrate baby.
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German teens denied entry to US for traveling ‘under false pretenses’ and ‘intended to work’: Border Patrol
Why would anybody travel to that shithole country?
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A new trend in tipping emerges
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Yes, restaurants should be required to pay a proper wage.
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Snoop rule
He looks like that guy that wears a suit and reviews crappy American fast food.
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Hope she wins
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Because entitled mombies MUST give their crotch goblins everything they cry about.
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Germany: Police sniff out illicit wild garlic operation
The fuck? I thought this was an onion article.
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Consumer Reports finds 'widespread' presence of plastics in food
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What future scientists?
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AOC's answer on running for president leaves political world speechless
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He's also incredibly sharp for 84....but he's 84...
He'll be 86 at the next election.
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What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?
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Surgeons remove up to 100 magnets - which have been banned in the country but bought online on Temu - from New Zealand teen’s gut
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And you're a dumbass
