Or have their genitals mutilated

I went outside to check and the sun is still there

Nani

Summer is too hot now, we'll have to move this to fall.

Fish is good to eat

Low abv ciders and wine are so good. I rarely drink it though because of the health implications.

...well where else would you put them?

Tits in my hat

Yeah it's a bit tongue in cheek, stuff happens when you cook too, but if you screw up baking a little bit...whatever you were trying to make isn't going to be what you were trying to make :P

This

Maybe Europe should get some fucking public bathrooms.

Not looking at you, Switzerland, you're good.

Why do news outlets keep calling it a Microsoft outage? It's only a crowdstrike issue right? Microsoft doesn't have anything to do with it?

Yes, I will buy secondhand Bell peppers.

Especially with no volume knob on desktop. What in the actual fuck?

Give all of it to the army corps of engineers and build public transportation networks.

Windows 10 is the end of the line for me regardless of software compatibility.

Blu Ray is where it's at. Give me some actual quality bitrate baby.

Why would anybody travel to that shithole country?

Yes, restaurants should be required to pay a proper wage.

He looks like that guy that wears a suit and reviews crappy American fast food.