Tell me once it's on the market. Been reading about better battery technology for years, and nothing happens.

The Norwegian union Fagforeningen has stated that if the Swedish Union did not get to av strekene before the 20th, they'll go into sympathy strike! Here we fucking go!!! Do not fuck with Scandinavians or their labour market - they'll double fuck you right back!

You landed in the wrong timeline.

I'm going to purchase xvideos.com right now!

Where and how do we complain? This is really bad...

I told my girlfriend (now wife) when we moved in together that i had over rule: you're not allowed to purchase anything HP. May the company burn in hell.

I now spend 7.5 how's in the car each week.

Looking for a new job, I found one that's 1.5 hours away I've way - however, they offer 3 days home per week, 2 mandatory in the office. That means less driving for me (if I get the job)!

You wrote 2027 incorrectly.

The world is fucked. Humanity will survive, but not without any hardship. We've already gone past the best age for humanity (or the western world, at least), which was the year 2000.

Because they're black, so obviously, they make/have illegal drugs in their house. It's simple police-math. And they'll shoot their dog, just for good measure.

🎵 Be gay, do drugs, hail Satan 🎵

Great song!!

It's not inflation. It's greedflation. I live in Denmark, where greedflation is increasing, but nothing like in Norway! Also, Norwegian companies were complaining about electricity prices last year and got a shit-tonne of money to not go bankrupt. Turns out, many of the companies had record profits - we're talking more than doubling their previous record (in the billions...).

Eat the rich!!

This is a conspiracy I can 100% get behind.

So true. And then you have Schibsted, Norways biggest media conglomerate; the only way to reject cookies is that you have to log in in order to reject it! According to the cookie law (no idea what it's called), it's illegal. It's been reported to the EU and Norwegian government numerous times, but nothing happens. Fuck Schibsted!!

This is what I'm going to answer everything from now on, giving me a free pass: "I don't remember". Piece of shit.

Only if they're not Christian, American-born, white, and right-leaning - other than that, the Bible states it's "open season". /s, just in case

Edit: I can't tell my left hand from my right hand. They're hands, please pardon me for my confusion.

Oh no, how will he live? He better pull himself up by the bootstraps and stop eating avocado toast.

Eat the rich!

Read the entire thing:

Of the straws tested in the study, those made of paper were the most likely to contain PFAS: The chemicals were detected in 18 out of 20 brands. Four out of five bamboo straws sampled contained PFAS, compared to three out of four plastic straws and two out of five glass straws. All five stainless steel straws analyzed were PFAS-free.

This is the coldest Christmas you'll have from here on... It'll only get warmer.

This is brilliant! Soon, we might have 14ft.io as well.