Pfft Linux can't even deal with a bit of rain. This is why I use my abacus.

There's a lemmy server where a lot of alt-right and more extreme views have sub-lemmys. It got defederated by Lemmy.World and others and now they're upset that most people on other servers don't get to see their hate-speech.

Time to sell crack and make everything shit.

For people on the Ratatouille fan forums I like to think their kink is having somebody pulling their hair to control them during sex.

I hope a lot of people have made at least some changes in their lifestyle by now.

Random breeds are better than pedigree stuff.

This is why I preheat cows before I milk them.

Alright so it's not literally ripped from the book or show, just fits in perfectly. I wish the title was more clear on this because now the title is wrong.

Also fuck that guy for his shitty opinion.

Instead of laughing he should have learned from their warnings.

Get a blue robe with stars on them. That is what all the fancy wizards wear.

Look at all these C# dev who don't know the witch hunts are starting in 2024.

How many of those are productive hours? I hope there's at least 20 of doing fuck all.

Just let them have their of naziverse. I don't want to see it.

You need 1 day to revive from work. This is why a 3 day workweek is good.

Fund a random Twitch streamer's life while you stay at home doing nothing.

I was expecting him to have groomed his iOS 17 phone for a year only to finally plug it in once the 18 update hits.

I don't like coffee but this would make me consider it.

Hey now, why don't we trust the court to fairly judge Trump.

.. Has Thomas accepted the 1 mil/year to fuck off already?

Summoning Salt videos are so goddamn hypnotic. It's like zen crack for my brain.

That is a good reason to fix a wall though.

Link to the poop post?