BE NOT AFRAID

I see you've met my ex-husband.

Him: "I don't understand how you're supposed to love your wife like your own body. I hate my body."

Me: "Ok but you love good food, being comfortable, sex, etc. You show love to your body by making it feel good."

Him: repeats original comment like I hadn't spoken.

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This comment is the equivalent of Charlie Kirk saying that random gun deaths were a price he was willing to pay to keep guns plentiful and available. That logic worked for him because he never expected to be the victim of the crimes he was willing to tolerate for his values. I suspect the same is true of you.

Pigpen is beautiful and deserves all the snacks.

Velma is a well-known lemming. She is being 100% serious and has been nothing but open to constructive conversation. You continuing to misgender her and call her a troll is not a good look.

So is "hoisted" in this case the equivalent of "yeeted"?

pation

Damn, guess they sell everything there now.

Drinks like coffee and tea can become bitter when you get down to the dregs. That's what the first saying makes me think of.

I'm going to say no, but only because there's no image here.

"I agree with what the comic is saying, but I disagree with what the comic is not saying."

I like your style, let's throw a party together.

Make a wish in one hand and a crap in the other, and see which piles up faster.

Alex Horne wrote this.

I'm doing desserts. Usually macarons, but I do pies for Thanksgiving.

I just hope everyone who did not develop a horrible peanut allergy three years ago, appreciates their peanut butter in whatever form it takes.

I roast them.

Only 77? Dude's young enough to serve two terms as president.

Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.