The police are worse than useless.

Most people over-index on maximizing compensation or holding on to stability. But there’s more to work than money and stability. Work is about growth, building connections, working on things you care about, being challenged and creating a legacy.

Fucking legacy? Is this a joke? Who gives a shit about what shitty products they launch for FAANG companies? I certainly don't - not beyond keeping my resume and portfolio up to date.

Compensation and stability are the only things that matter beyond basic working conditions and a non-toxic environment.

Teaching.

College degree mandatory, graduate degree preferred.

Yearly continuing education costs.

Out of pocket expenses for classroom materials.

Sometimes providing food for kids who don't have it.

Famously low salaries and very long hours.

Conservatives are working together to normalize the language of sedition ahead of Trump's trails and the election.

They want us to stop paying attention to words like coup.

Trans rights are human rights

Gay rights are human rights

Black peoples rights are human rights

Women's rights are human rights

Human rights exist.

This would have been 30x funnier without the caption and... Laughing guy?

Sure, but... commercial airliners almost never crash?

This is an absolutely ludicrous policy.

Imagine a company banning their employees from washing their hands or wearing hair nets?

The only possible reason they could have to do this is an attempt to appeal to moronic conservatives.

Do they realize that workers in food factories have been wearing masks for decades?

College is perhaps the easiest time of your life to meet people irl and find a date or two or twenty. No surprise whatsoever that the apps are more regularly used by people who aren't in a 24/7 social mixer event with thousands of people their same age, education level, and (generally) class.

I genuinely believe more people would have kept uaing physical media if they made it more convenient just to pop in a movie and play it.

Everytime I put in a 4k blu Ray, there's like 40 seconds of useless loading screens, unskippabble warnings, menu animations, and other bullshit. It feels like the old days of massively overcooked multimedia "experiences" in the worst way possible.

No, she intentionally used this language to dilute the impact of the actual, real, attempted insurrection on Jan 6. She's trying to normalize the phrase so people don't associate the word with violently storming the capitol trying to hang the vice president.

10 years ago, I started dating a girl and her cat licked my hair. We got married and have lots of cats together.

There's no laws preventing you from using what you perceive as women's hair care products.

I don't understand how anyone can vote for these ridiculous ghouls.

I don't understand how this level of depraved evil became so normal in our society. What happened to literally any ambition to evolve?

I got it from my boss last week. She "had a cold" for a couple weeks but wouldn't stop coming into the office and complaining that she can't stop getting sick.

I should have tried to avoid her more effectively. I've been on the couch for 5 days and I think I still have a couple more.

Planes are vastly safer than trains.

"Passenger vehicles are by far the most dangerous motorized transportation option compared. Over the last 10 years, passenger vehicle death rate per 100,000,000 passenger miles was over 20 times higher than for buses, 17 times higher than for passenger trains, and 595 times higher than for scheduled airlines."

https://injuryfacts.nsc.org/home-and-community/safety-topics/deaths-by-transportation-mode/

I don't know why this is still a controversial concept. Just don't kill prisoners. Horrific crimes are not assuaged by more death. It's never worked in history and it doesn't work now.

Having a penis conspicuously absent from this list.

I don't think that's what's happening. I think Apple is "filming" over the course of the seconds you have the camera open, and uses the press of the shutter button to select a specific shit from the hundreds of frames that have been taken as video. Then, some algorithm appears to be assembling different portions of those shots into one "best" shot.

It's not just a mechanical shutter effect.