They are so cute playing soccer.

I will never tolerate ads. I will give up YouTube before I watch ads.

Looks like it was originally a search for "Crowdstrike":

The amount of ewaste they will be producing when they push that update. Should be against some environmental laws.

0.1 of a cm... Also known as a millimeter.

We have words you know.

Except they aren't trash, they're better than Teslas that's for sure.

They're probably just trying their luck with the current state of the American judicial system.

This is literally me lol. 20tb and all. 😂

Unless you're apart of a strong union. Then they think twice before firing you.

Option 3: I work in IT. I see on a daily basis people with bachelor's and PHDs doing some of the stupidest shit. I assume no one knows fuck all.

Them: "My camera for teams isn't working please help!"

Me: Flicks open the webcam cover and smiles trying not to make them feel too bad😅

Fem boys aren't an example of an egg anyways. If a person is calling a femboy an egg they are completely misunderstanding what an egg is.

Eggs are funny and sometimes adorable because they don't quite know who they are and they give hints at who they want to be. A femboy is someone who knows who they are.

We can also change our hair colour instantly on demand.

You want Amerikkka to lead maybe subsidize EVs as well?

Why can't we all win? (Ide rather bus/rail and walkable cities)

Jellyfin!

Yeah. The zombies are us.

People inside rn be like: "Why are some of these people I'm shooting white??.. Ah well."

That last slide is confusing. Did they switch spots? They are different minions.

I want a big gock gf.. 🥺

I've lived on my own for a while and I freeze everything I can. Nothing lasts long enough unless it's frozen or shelf safe.

This does mean I get a lot of my fruits in smoothie form.

I'm lucky most vegan things last longer than the non-vegan things I grew up with.

Self-diagnosis doesn't help me get meds.