Steven Wright?

Thanks! Some good things in the list, many with >95% availability.

Dearest Gentle Reader, ...

At bandcamp.com you buy the track or album and the artist gets about 85% of the money

"Lairmore had testified that the sandwich “exploded all over” his chest and claimed he could smell mustard and onions. But a photo showed that the sandwich was still in its wrapper on the ground after it hit Lairmore in his bulletproof vest."

"Kentucky's largest school system cancelled the second and third day of classes"

"...the bus for her two elementary school children was scheduled to pick them up at 6 a.m. for a 7:40 a.m. school start. The bus stop is almost a half-mile from their home and there are no sidewalks."

Meanwhile established sites with professional content are being pushed aside.

Do the vandals not think there might be cameras? Like lots of cameras?

Teachers.

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act

"The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act is a United States federal law that provides for extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. "

I moved to Linux about 2 years ago. It instantly felt better in terms of security, privacy and speed.

But there were many weeks of frustration trying to get things the way I wanted.

A bit like moving to a new town, you don't know where things are, you miss so many things about your old town, but gradually you learn about the new town and all its features and are glad you moved.

"High cost of living/Inflation" so not simply "Inflation"

"Road Works" usually means it doesn't.

"Agree and “Disagree” will just leave us in a Lemmy bubble.

They should be more about "good post or bad post", so something that may be disagreeable gets upvotes if it is well stated.

Reward thought, creativity, etc, and let us all learn.

The implant works by reading the brain signals from the user and translating them into Bluetooth-based remote commands

“From there, it just became intuitive for me to start imagining the cursor moving. Basically, it was like using the Force on a cursor and I could get it to move wherever I wanted,”

Awesome.

You'd think she would be happier.

Their most popular page, a goldmine of opportunity.

Nearly 30,000 a day

Euclid's Elements (13 books)

From euronews:

an environmental protection requirement to avoid discharging excessively hot water into rivers already warming because of the heatwave