Definitely not. While some people in Germany learn a bit of French as a third language in school, you’ll definitely be better off with English.

I never noticed hotel names being often French. It might come from an attempt to sound more exotic or luxurious within Germany. The comments might have just been French tourists. It’s the biggest neighbouring country after all.

Hab mein Treffen mit Obama auch neulich absagen müssen. Hab nix zurückgehört aber er war sicher am Boden zerstört!

Mutual assured destruction. It works!

I’m here! How did you not see me?

But did it work?

Isn’t the MAC address fixed to the hardware? Am I growing old?

The four cases. Nominative, Genitive, Dative, and Akkusative with their accompanying articles. It makes learning German as a second language a nightmare and even native speakers struggle with it a lot.

I gave up asking, but when she’s down it’s a straight forward „wanna have sex?“

Thousands of deaths within seconds. Airline pilot

What always annoyed me about that claim was that mac isn’t magically virus safe but rather was so unpopular that nobody would have bothered to code malware to run on it.

Most, if not all, monotheistic religions can be very loving or very hateful, depending on what the people make of it. At least that is my personal experience in Catholic Christianity and Islam.

Put something like this outside your window or stick this onto the outside of your window. The reflectiveness of your window over a dark background makes it appear like a mirror so birds think the can fly through this „opening“. The sticker with the silhouette of a bird of prey will scare them away.

I‘m influenced too heavily by my time one Reddit now. When I tried Mastodon and saw something interesting I wanted to read the comments and engage. But then it’s just silence. I might as well talk to the TV.

I don’t get it

Someone wants to learn German for the good humour. Now I’ve seen everything!

FYI: the „et“ in etc. is Latin for „and“ so it’s redundant to say “and etc.”.

Suchte gerade Ablenkung in einer Bar. Du hast mich zum Lachen gebracht, Danke!

Why is this marked NSFW?

How so?

You don’t have to do it religiously. You can eat meat in one occasion, and avoid it in another. Especially these days the meat-supplements are getting pretty good. I would opt for them more often if they weren’t more expensive than real meat.