Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

I feel like Muppet adaptations work best when the source material is serious enough to riff on it, and TPB is inherently very light and fun. I would definitely watch a Fred Savage edition.

"Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital."

"What makes you say that?"

Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

aww yuss, ferret stories

…Is Jesus distracting the mermaids so the burglars can heist a hydroelectric dam?

I want the shirt that promotes the concept of Drugs (and also pirates?)

Well, first you'd have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many "save-file buttons," and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

Is that the reason behind the "dragon abducts a princess" trope? They're trying to sabotage the competition?

And he has time to antagonize The Batmans

🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain's longest-running sci-fi series

…you live in Australia, don't you

That's really neato.

Do they have subtitles in jive?

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was "really just an honest mistake" and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all