Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don't see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn't end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.
I'm far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.
Doctor:I'm the doctor.
Me: dr what?
Doctor: no no you're supposed to say who. Why did you say what.
Doctor who intro starts and the title is "the carbonated waters of Mars"
I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don't respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.
I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.
As a former soda enthusiast I will always die on this hill. Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper. No, your Mr. Pibs and Dr. Thunders are not "basically the same thing," just give me a damn root beer instead!
Doctor Snag down there trying to hide from the police after the college students made a game out of mixing him 1:1 with whiskey and making pledges drink until they fall over.
If that's real, and not AI, that wins. Store brand of the year.
There are multiple translations of the bible. Anything but the original Hebrew is a translation after all.
TL;DR: Ravening seems common in the King James Version and some of it's derivatives, while Ravenous is common in more modern translations, even the strictly literal ones.
EXB says "dangerous like wolves [underneath/inwardly they are ravenous/vicious/ferocious wolves]" (1, only one to say vicious)
GNT says wild (1)
ISV says savage (1)
PHILLIPS says greedy (1)
TLB says "wolves and will tear you apart" (1)
MSG gets rid of the metaphor entirely (1?)
NCV, EXB* say dangerous (1)
NET says voracious (1)
NIV, NIVUK, EXB* say ferocious (1)
WE says "wolves, bad animals that kill sheep" (1)
WYC says "wolves of raven" (1)
That's 13 which say ravening, 22 that say ravenous, and 27 that say something else.
Lets ignore the frivolous rewritings and retranslations and go with popular books. This list is biased toward new versions because it's partly based on bestselling versions, but if you have readership data, I'd love to see it! In no particular order: The New International Version (NIV), the King James Version (KJV), the New Living Translation (NLT), the Common English Bible (CEB), the New American Standard Bible (NASB), the New English Translation (NET), the New Revized Standard Version (NRSV), and the English Standard Version (ESV).
NIV: Ferocious
KJV: Ravening
NLT & CEB: Vicious
NASB & NRSV & ESV: Ravenous
NET: Voracious
King James seems alone with Ravening, but I know many people are King James only, so that's pretty common. New International Version not being either Ravening or Ravenous surprised me, but there you go. Ravenous is definitely common in modern versions, including the NASB which seems to be very literal.
It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford...
This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.
Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:
It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.
Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don't see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn't end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.
I'm far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins... It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering... And they were blazin' that shit up everyday!
It's really too bad Kroger discontinued "The Fizzicist".
That's a frustratingly good name too.
I don't normally drink sodas but man do I want to drink that for the name alone.
The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.
I didn’t go to college for eight years just to be called Mister Pepper
Mr. PiBB dropped out of college
Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain's longest-running sci-fi series
Dr.who now that's a soda I have yet to try
Doctor:I'm the doctor. Me: dr what? Doctor: no no you're supposed to say who. Why did you say what. Doctor who intro starts and the title is "the carbonated waters of Mars"
You missed Professor Peppy.
I know there's probably more, but i feel like this one is important.
He's not a real doctor!
Whaaat?
See? Does that look like Professor Peppy to you?
how do you know it's a He 😮💨
The professor and I know each other well.
Moist Jesus
Back in my soda drinking days, Dr. Thunder was pretty legit.
It's a damn good replacement for Dr. Pepper, even today. Hell of a lot cheaper if you ever buy in bulk.
Fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
Can you imagine if you went to the E.R. and were told your attending physician was Dr. Perky?
Friend of mine: 'Haven't been "Dr Perky" since my first kid.'
No thanks. I'll stick with my Bepis.
All this and yet Mr. Pibb is a step too far.
I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don't respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.
Excuse me, but Pibb now identifies as Xtra, not Mr. I think we should respect their gender identity.
It doesn't take a medical degree to know that stepping on a cushion would be comfy.
Ok buddy, chill out.
I'm not looking for Dr. Perfect, just Dr. Right.
Dr Perfect is the enemy of Dr Good Enough
MCU Part 17
Best I can do is Dr Fine.
Does Dr. Oetker make soda?
The nazi pizza company? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-24580073
Mom: Have you seen a Real Doctor yet?
Me: ......yes......
Leave Dr Shasta alone. That shit (and its variants) slaps.
Cream Soda Shasta in a half-can is a time machine that sends me to my grandparents house when I was 7.
My daughters love cream soda shasta. And so do I.
In the name of the Coke, the Pepper, and the Holy Sprite.
Not pictured: Dr. Smooth
(although it's been a long time - maybe they don't make this anymore?)
Is Dr. Perky a plastic surgeon?
I want a Dr. Becker. I loved that show
Becker was on for so long but a lot of people still never gave it a chance.
Highly underrated show. It made me realize Ted Danson was actually funny long before The Good Place.
Bored to Death did that for me.
Ha, Dr perky. Nice.
I don't see a Dr. Harleen Quinzel anywhere.
Is there a drink called Mr. J?
Meanwhile in the Netherlands:
"Dr. Fine Soda"
He's not Dr. Perfect and he's not Dr. Right, but he sure is Dr. Fine.
I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.
My favorite knockoff was one called "Spritz Up"
My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s
There is some erotic Dr. Furr fan fiction that will not surprise you.
I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.
As a former soda enthusiast I will always die on this hill. Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper. No, your Mr. Pibs and Dr. Thunders are not "basically the same thing," just give me a damn root beer instead!
I absolutely agree. There's no beating the OG. But I'm a big fan of Dr Shasta too.
Cool, now I'm on a quest to sample them all
Dr PeePee when
Doctor Snag down there trying to hide from the police after the college students made a game out of mixing him 1:1 with whiskey and making pledges drink until they fall over.
If that's real, and not AI, that wins. Store brand of the year.
Where is Dr Topper?
Look, we could spend all day naming Dr.s they left out...
Fair but this is still Dollar General erasure
*ravenous
It's ravenous wolves, not ravening. WTH does that even mean?
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Ravening
Okay but it still says 'ravenous' in the original.
ravenous is adjectival
ravenning is the participal or gerund
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Matthew+7%3A15
There are multiple translations of the bible. Anything but the original Hebrew is a translation after all.
TL;DR: Ravening seems common in the King James Version and some of it's derivatives, while Ravenous is common in more modern translations, even the strictly literal ones.
From Bible Gateway:
That's 13 which say ravening, 22 that say ravenous, and 27 that say something else.
Lets ignore the frivolous rewritings and retranslations and go with popular books. This list is biased toward new versions because it's partly based on bestselling versions, but if you have readership data, I'd love to see it! In no particular order: The New International Version (NIV), the King James Version (KJV), the New Living Translation (NLT), the Common English Bible (CEB), the New American Standard Bible (NASB), the New English Translation (NET), the New Revized Standard Version (NRSV), and the English Standard Version (ESV).
King James seems alone with Ravening, but I know many people are King James only, so that's pretty common. New International Version not being either Ravening or Ravenous surprised me, but there you go. Ravenous is definitely common in modern versions, including the NASB which seems to be very literal.
/c/theydidthemath
Thanks for your thorough investigation into this.
smh no translations as "om nom" or "yummy yummy yummy"? 😡
Fucked up in the crib sipping Dr. BOB
Dr Stars and Stripes is damn good.
Until you fumble out dr pecker
Dr. A+ was pretty good tho
Okay but zevias are great.
There is one true Doctor, and one alone