He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.

Senior year of Highschool, I put Unreal Tournament on the school server. If it were me, I'd recreate that experience, including our teacher looking around the class. That was almost 20 years ago, I hope everyone is doing alright.

Something about laying in a bed you made yourself...

I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

I wouldn't say she lost any "friends" in high school.

I think the TLDR is a little misleading as well. Encourage EVERYONE to think for their selves, no matter the location.

"Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains."

Next time you're eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.

Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.

The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.

"Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups."

Just don't put anything on the dashboard.

Up

Do you guys not have to pay for cable in order to get internet? Must be nice...

Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".

"A fool and their money will soon be parted."

I read this in Meatwad's voice lol

"Got cocks on my head, but don't call me a dick head."

"Chicken arise!...... Arise chicken....Chicken arise!"

“We must learn to live together as brothers or we will perish together as fools." -MLK Jr

"Cheat Enabled."

Just watch "The Platform".

All I said is it is misleading. Your points don't lead to the same conclusion the TLDR does.