Elon looks like a knock off Tommy Wiseau

I don't care if it makes me sound like a grumpy old man, but I really miss the old sales where stuff would be steeply discounted for like an hour and then would go back to a normal discount. All the sales now are basically Black Friday bullshit type sales

A couple seeking a woman for a threesome (usually). A bi-woman that is actively looking for a couple is very rare so they pretty much get their pick of whoever they want to sleep with.

Berserk is a manga that started in the 80's.

If it's education, it's actively being defunded. That's the real problem

The closest I ever came to suicide was when I was unemployed, living with my parents, and had about $150 left in my bank account. I was too embarrassed to ask for money, and too ashamed to even ask for a loan. My parents would not have judged me at all, but I was too proud to admit I had no money. Capitalism had me conditioned to believe that if I wasn't productive I wasn't worth keeping alive. Never again.

I work on Teslas for a living, and even if Elon was a good guy I would never buy one. They're garbage cars with good software.

I work on Tesla's. They are not great cars.

Nobody wants to pay for news; which means nobody gets paid well to report it. So here we are in this dumpster fire of modern journalism.

Since when did every little kid have a suit? I never knew anyone with one when I was a kid

Let's stop the collective gaslighting of pretending the prequels were good just because the new trilogy was garbage.

This is fine. Global warming definitely isn't real. This is just another once in a lifetime forest fire that keeps happening every year for some reason.

This is basically the plot to the original Super Mario Brothers movie

I live in the US, and my local library has a cafe, 3d printers, and you can even borrow tools.

I also lived through the 90's

It's called a calimocho/kalimotxo, and it's a great way to drink a bottle of cheap wine.

Guaranteed this will follow the new trope of characters in a video game becoming self aware

You do both tests, but the breathalyzer they use at the scene isn't accurate enough, so if you fail either test, they take you to the station to use their fancy breathalyzer.

I remember seeing this in the early 90's, and it was old then

I had a DeLorean for a few years. The amount of attention it got made me never want to drive it. The constant Back to the Future jokes will drive you insane