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How do women restrain their urge to kill
Try being a woman and talking to a mechanic or anybody working at an auto parts store.
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How do women restrain their urge to kill
Try being a woman and talking to a mechanic or anybody working at an auto parts store.
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Fetterman urges Democrats to talk like 'regular' people instead of ranting about ‘oligarchs’
Who cares. All the dems do is talk anyway.
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... do I have to answer that rule now, or can I get a lawyer first?
Bisides they loose energy...
It's like the top and bottom parts were written by different people.
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Why is my cat ALWAYS hungry
My cats have never ever been fed in their entire lives ever. Just ask them.
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This South Florida suburb swung to Trump. Now many of its residents are facing deportation
How the hell did he get the Hispanic vote anyway? I've never quite understood that.
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Inching closer to the grave every day
I used to work at a hikers' hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, "He doesn't smoke weed. He's old, like in his 40s." He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol
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Columbia University expels, suspends and revokes degrees of 22 students
Revokes degrees??? The other shit is fucked but revoking degrees is way over the line. Burn the place to the ground.
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Woman charged with holding 'severely emaciated' stepson in captivity for over 20 years.
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You can't say nothing was done when so many people tried. He was let down by government agencies. Those are the people who need to be strung up.
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Suspected arson at Bayer executive's home being investigated by FBI: Sources
Ready to provide an alibi for any potential person of interest.
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Lemmy Just Broke the 54k MAU Record Set During the 2023 API Exodus!
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Aw. We hate you too.
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If we loose the contents of major internet platforms forever, future linguistics will have trouble figuring out where all those weird versions of swear words suddenly came from.
What about loose for lose?
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Lemmy Just Broke the 54k MAU Record Set During the 2023 API Exodus!
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Can you say Luigi lol. Son, you're required to pledge allegiance to Luigi before every post you make here.
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Fetterman urges Democrats to talk like 'regular' people instead of ranting about ‘oligarchs’
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Shit, you got me there.
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Someone has the job of making babies cry for scenes in TV and film
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Have you never been around babies? You just have to wait a few minutes.
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Of all the books in all the world Mr Free Speech Zuckerberg wants to ban, it’s the one about him
I wish I was rich enough to wear a shirt that stupid. I mean I wouldn't but it would be nice to be that rich.
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Fetterman urges Democrats to talk like 'regular' people instead of ranting about ‘oligarchs’
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He'd have to leave his rich person's house and have someone drive him out of his rich person's neighborhood to do that.
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Does presidential immunity mean you're immune from bullets?
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I don't get how he was shot in the ear but not the head. His handlers were as concerned about getting his hat off the stage as getting him off the stage. It wouldn't be hard to put a charge in his hatband. This is the party of conspiracy theories, false flags, and crisis actors. It wouldn't be anything for them to flip things around and pull their own little stunt.
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Everything you say to your Echo will be sent to Amazon starting on March 28
Which is exactly why that type of shit will never be in my house. All my other devices are spying on me enough as it is.
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Certain hobbies set off warning bells
I can't wear my King of the Hill shirts anymore because I don't want people to think I'm a trumpster.
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Lemmy Just Broke the 54k MAU Record Set During the 2023 API Exodus!
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I like a lot of things here better than Reddit. For one thing, I don't see the stupid buzzwords like literally or cringe in 98% of all posts. There's no hivemind here...yet. And hopefully there won't be.
Also not the same 5 memes repeated for 15 years.