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Satan Rules!

Adam: Hey Lilith, I'm in charge, god says so!
Lilith: Lol, no.
God: Actually, yes.
Lilith: Fuck that I'm gone.
Adam: Well, shit. Can you make me a more subservient breeder please Lord?
God: Yep.
Eve: Uhhh....
Adam: Hey Eve, I'm in charge, god says so!
Eve.....right....
God: He is.
Eve....
Satan: Hey, Eve, you know the fruit on that tree that god told you would kill you if you ate it?
Eve: Yep.
Satan: It won't. But what it will do is give you knowledge like science and the arts. But its totally your call if you choose to eat it.
Eve: Oh wow, nice!
Adam: WTF Eve!
Eve: Fine, don't eat, stay dumb
Adam: OK, I'll have some.
God: Even though I'm omniscient and omnipotent it somehow escaped me where you both were and what you were up to. Anyway, fruit = bad because knowledge like science and art is bad. Get out.

Christians - Satan is clearly the bad guy here.

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Brits can get around Discord's age verification thanks to Death Stranding's photo mode, bypassing the measure introduced with the UK's Online Safety Act. We tried it and it works—thanks, Kojima

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The OSA is nothing to do with kids or parenting and everything to do with further developing surveillance of the UK and controlling what we can access.

I guarantee you, at some point after this will come prohibiting content deemed terrorism such as mentions of the word 'palestine' and 'action' in the same paragraph for example.

Sooner or later we'll have our own pseudo or real great firewall. I expect them to come after VPN use at some point too.

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Why do people hate coldplay?

Hate is too strong a word I think - I nothing them - but they produce the sort of soulless indie/pop ballad that you know will end up in the soundtrack of Hollywood paint-by-numbers romcom that would've gone straight to DVD a decade or so ago. The unending radio play rotation would force the song (and we could be talking about any and all Coldplay songs here) into your brain and then five years later you'd find yourself humming it as you suddenly realised a longe bar version of it is playing in the lift (elevator USians) you're in.

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Do gender roles have a stranglehold on heterosexual relationships, or does social media just make it feel that way?

At the risk of sounding like a boomer - as long as you let algorithms decide what your expectations of both yourself and any potential partner are, you are hamstringing yourself. All people are more than a set of preconceived roles that a bunch of influencers decided were relevant.

You need to date. By which I mean go outside where people are, socialise, find people you like for multiple reasons (so not just perceived attractiveness, not just wage, not just the role you think they might have) and ask them out. The worst that can happen is they say 'no thanks'. And if it takes 20 times before someone says 'yeah OK' then so be it. Its not a competition and no one is keeping score. Dating someone is literally the only way to get to know them beyond your own assumptions.

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It Can Now be Plainly Said: Trump is Planning a November Coup d’État

I find posts/headlines like these genuinely bizarre. "Now be plainly said"? "hard to picture the specifics"? "Less hypothetical by the week"? I'm not American, I don't live there but even I can see - and have always been able to see - that its been on his agenda since day 1, that he doesn't care - and never did care - about how it looks or how it works, that its never, ever been hypothetical.

I don't make any claim to a superior level of intelligence, I'm not intimately familiar with the inner workings of the US political system but surely this has been utterly obvious to literally everyone since 2016. How many times does this man need to subvert political processes - which has also been happening since 2016 - before US citizens realise that democracy there is gone as a political system? All the various points along the last 10 years I've heard US citizens say "well, OK, thats bad, but at least he can't do this thing" - and then he does it and they say "wow yeah, thats terrible but at least he's not done the other thing." repeat unto infinity.

He doesn't care about head-shaking sombre articles from left-leaning media, he doesn't care about No Kings marches. He doesn't care that judges rule against him, he doesn't care about violating your constitution. What he cares about is beefing up the military, turning the area around the Whitehouse into a heavily armoured, protected zone and creating distraction after distraction after distraction for US left wing political podcasters to froth about in Instagram Reels. Whilst you're all laughing at his propensity to shit his pants and fall asleep and make rambling speeches, he's preparing his likely combat zones and mass detention centres/camps.

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Welp

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A lot of us are and have protested for years. The previous gvmt didn't care and the current one don't either because its not really about kids, its about control and surveillance. The ruling political class want to know what its citizens are up to and/or want us to know they can id us any time, especially those of us who are noisy about political issues.

Our right to protest is just about gone, including the right to wear masks. We are legally obliged to provide pins to our phones when detained and we can be arrested if a protest is deemed obstructive - which includes being too noisy. We can even be arrested just for discussing holding a protest of some kind.

At the same time, we are told that vocally supporting non-violent groups is now terrorism and can be punishable with prison time.

And the vast majority of the UK population sit on their collective arses moaning about immigrants and watching Love Island. They don't care - genuinely, they absolutely do not care their rights are disappearing one by one.

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subvert.fm has launched - coöperatively owned Bandcamp alternative

Mirlo, which is similar to subvert, but a worker owned thing rather than a cooperative are dipping their toe into federation with more planned I think:

"..If you want your artist profile to be follow-able from other websites, you can now "Enable The Social Web" and people can subscribe to your feed from other places. With support from our NLNet funding we've finally enabled the ActivityPub standard integration on our site, so that people across the internet will be able to follow your artist account..."

Great to see so many open source ethical alternatives popping up.