Ironically I own a Google device, but only to use an operating system that respects me and my choices. If Google was just providing device trees for their new phones...

Due to our favourite kind of software (banking apps) I am unable to use another kind of operating system at this point.

Also I don't sideload. I install software on a computer that I own, because I paid actual money for it.

Well that sometimes keeps the conversation clean though. Most computer people seem to be a little more intelligent than the average person.

American spotted

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

Shit, I forgot no one's writing raw assembly anymore

Exactly.